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>>563482504
>3kb

>>563482504
Previous: >>563468773
i take the blame

>>563482504
>Previous:
Anon...

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Still not pulling on Nishino.
Still not pulling on Tachyon Speed.
Still borrowing Light Hello.
Still pulling on Sweepy

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>3kb

>>563482530
SAARS? SWEEPY INSTALLED CRYPTO MINER?

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>>563482563
CROWN GUY!!!!
do you have any wisdom you wish to impose upon us?

what a load of uma manure

Remember, no Curren Chan

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I rolled for flower and did 3 careers

I used 0 clocks, holy fuck, is she actually good in sprint/mile CMs? She's cracked in careers

>>563482551
>How do you think some ULTRA old fucks would react to "hey can we make your beloved horse an anime girl who wants to fuck her trainer?"
"Uhh........based, I'm so in, this will make us SHEKELS"?

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>>563482514
Not as short as dicta's but you may like her jacket

>>563482674
She can't rape you when you're training her afterall

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>>563482551

>anon you realize most horse owners are like 80+ year old giga boomers?
That isn't even the biggest problem, most horses are owned by Investing groups and companies, so you need to talk to fucking normalfags lawyers who then need to translate that to corpo talk to show the Director. Negotiating with a direct owner is much easier

>>563482551
The original intro of uma was fucking wild, it was OFF THE CHARTS level of /u/ and it was also clear the fanservice was originally intended to be much higher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ_nqn4-LU

>>563482674
I'd hope so, if you can get speed/power to 300+ in early Junior year and your unique actually works on mile tracks, that uma is fantastic for careers
I burn 5 clocks every time I do a Seiun Sky run, it fucking sucks.

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>NTR got forever tarnished and ruined by an avatarfag
Isn't it sad?

>>563482731
they should just do 15% legally distinct horses then

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I just pulled two Nishinos, and guess who else decided to show up?

>>563482796
In KingKs defense, HishiAma is just that sexy

>two custom rooms in a row where it's 1 ace 2 doms
Wow. So fun.
Fucking cancer, hope people who run this comp explode

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why was the duramente stand in for kitasan's career BLACK

>>563482818
that guy is annoying but no one would have given a fuck about that character even without the avatarfag, NTR just isn't popular

>>563482818
Brian is just cooler than these other two dorks.

>>563482818
Are you in love with the guy or something? NTR's unpopular because she's only featured in the movie

>>563482878
>villain
>brown
Many such cases

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>>563482707
That was the actual reaction of Scarlet's owners

>>563482796
it was really a product of its time, when you think of the other CGDCT franchise that were around that time, this was pretty accurate for that, I wish we still had more ecchi fanservice though. Or at least an aswer to who the fuck was that brown uma that molested Hishi. Also old Orfevre's design was better, why did they ruin it...

>>563482818
>makes a poll on dead hours
>keeps spamming the results
Taishin fags are desperated

Honestly, if I had more time and, y'know, 30 additional years of art skills accumulated, I'd make my own umamusume with knockoff horses...

>>563482796
If I'll be honest, I'm kind of glad the /u/ was trimmed back a little. I'm all for a little yuri here and there, but I like straight romances too.

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>>563482796
>original ults had umas start naruto/sonic running

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>>563482796
What the actual fuck. Who's the one trying to fuck Hishiama? That can't be King?

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Post browns with big knockers
jk, both browns got big tits

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Small thread

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>>563482617
if that truly happens i just want to see if they keep her as dicta or go with soccer boy and a similar design i mean cheval and rulership look almost the same

>>563482989
>>563482960
That's king kamehameha, same uma the original post this reply chain started from:
>>563482551

>>563482796
>that intro
holy shit, NOW I understand why the seething troon keeps ragebaiting about yurishit, it was going be full yurige, what the fuck
so glad they changed it, no wonder they delayed release for 3 years
I have to show my imouto, she hates gay shit and she'll be smugger than a pig in shit.
>"yeah no wonder they changed it, that's disgusting"

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>your ningen wife randomly gives birth to an uma
How does it feel knowing your daughter is destined to be a complete and total cockslut for human men like you?

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>>563482551
>>563482796
>heart shaped pupils
What the fuck
Actually, give me an uma with heart pupils

>>563482721
I meant something like a jacket over the head

>>563483015
It's not that small...

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>>563483061
Whats stopping me from grooming her to wanting my cock?

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>>563482961
>I'd make my own umamusume with knockoff horses
There's actually a current publicity campaing trying to save one of my country's racecourses after the Governor claimed he wants to tear it down and a lot of umadacchis started drawing the horses in uma form, even japanese artists are participating now
https://x.com/ByMake_2/status/2042277128780042455

>>563482818
Nobody unironically likes Taishin, people only voted for her because she's meta

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>>563483072
Substantiate your claims

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>>563482796
>the ever so famous rudolph oguri ice skating kiss
>IMMEDIATELY pans to teio right after
Yeah the original design of the game had some ultra /u/ parent ideas I bet

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is it still really gay in here

>>563483061
Could be worse, your uma wife could give birth to a boy and you now always have to be watching her to make sure she doesn't try to fuck her own son as soon as he can get boners.

Whenever i pull for umas, i always stop after first 3*. If it's not her, it means she didn't wanna get scouted and continuing would be considered rape.

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sex with dacchis

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I sometime wish I could travel to the alternative universe where this is Uma gameplay, looks sovlful as fuck

>>563483186
Yes but /u/ gay

>>563483114
Ah yeah, I recall hearing about this. Argentina right?
Unfortunately my biggest setback from making an Umamusume clone is art skills. I have good programming skills(good enough to clone UM anyways) but you sit me down in front of Blender for 2 months and all you're getting is a misshapen potato...

>>563483143
Index your colors down to 16 or so and you could cut that file size down a lot more.

>>563483207
it's called idolmaster

>>563483186
Yes because you're here fag

>>563483193
monstergirls cant give birth to males silly. Its the daughter who will seduce her father like in my lewd monstergirl asmr

>>563483207
You'd be hating debuffers even more because they'd have bumping skills

>>563483070
They didn't do it with Loves Only You, chance lost

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>>563483061
>total cockslut for human me like you
sorry but I'm not a giga flaming faggot like you

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>>563483242
akshually is kancolle

>>563483229
you could always learn pixel art and programm an uma tamagotchi

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>>563483236
Just how small do you want her to be...

>>563483204
My rape list:
Seiun (spark)
Kitasan (spark)
Almost raped Jordan (180)

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>>563483207
We'll be getting Grand Live soon. I do want the bump mechanics back though

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>>563482707
do you think maruzensky's owner personally requested she have the series summer outfit in the game?

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Still haven't found Helios and Zephyr on MANT

>>563483207
thank SCIENCE someone made them change the running animations

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>>563483183
A little yuri won't hurt

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>>563482796
Original twin turbo... before she turned blue...

>>563483275
>monstergirls cant give birth to males silly
Umas can canonically give birth to either other umas, or fully human sons. Not fully human daughters for some weird reason.

>>563483275
Vodka has brothers, you retard.

>>563483317
Any bigger than 2KB is a sin.

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Who the hell are you?

>>563483367
I like this Turbo

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>>563483364
Instead we got this

>>563483283
>>563483207
bumping skills would be AMAZING. I would have so much fun bullying other umas on the track. Maybe we'd get Michelle My Baby in the game if we had bump skills.

>>563483384
>>563483376
nooooooooo my headcanon doujins....

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>>563483376
Umas know that ningen women are all dangerous so their body refuse to create a ningen woman that could steal their husband

>>563483437
Nobody runs like that

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You wouldn't have sex with Aston Machan

>>563483376
Isnt there that one ningen with a pal card that has an uma mom, though?

>>563483440
I imagine if bumping skills still existed Gentildonna would be immune to it or they'll incorporate it to power

>>563483440
no, ill shoot her if she touches a hair on oguri wife

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>>563483324
bet he did. Sexiest uma in Uma Musume, and the second sexiest swimsuit, I'm so glad she spooked me when I rolled the all-uma banner

>>563483315
why is she looking at me like that

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>>563483437
You fool you've damned us all

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>>563483142
Hey. Fuck you.

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>>563482796
>completely unchanged
>Daiwa still had the fattest tits in the whole trailer

Platinumlets, how does it feel knowing this is your last chance for glory? After that nobody will care about plats anymore, only plat double circle

>>563483505
kek what a jobber

>>563483376
>for some weird reason.
Evolutionary strategy to breed ningen women out of existence, only being able to give birth to those 2 things means they create all they need to perpetuate the existence of umas.

>>563483450
Anon the entire reason Vodka is such a tomboy is because she grew up around her brothers instead of other girls.

>>563483207
brother this looks like a shitty PSP game lets be real

>nishino pullers when they realise how shit the tuberculosis scenario is without good med affinity

>>563482796
>suzuka used to be hilariously short and tan and appeared to not be 100% flat

>>563483569
>All those refined ladies at the very top
You clearly have a type

>>563483589
I've never won plat
I'll never win plat
I just never get lucky in finals, and 60% of the time I end up in B finals, so who cares
it's over
it's never been more over

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>>563483591
kek what a FUCKING LOSER UGLY ASS MANLET SMALL DICK PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE YOU FUCKING LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>563483534
I wouldn't be surprised at all if the Tazuna advice about needing more power to break out of a pack is directly referencing bump mechanics that were removed from the game but the advice never updated. Having more power letting you shove other umas away to get a better line would make a LOT of fucking sense, so much so that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON WHO PLAYS THIS GAME at one point thought it was the case because of her advice.

>do a 10pull for nishino and that's it
>damn that's a lot of golds, maybe one more
>WOOOAH HERE SHE IS LET'S G- FUCK OFF BANNER
>waste all my savings out of rage
The succubus did me dirty and I didn't even get her...

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>>563483639
>shitty
nah, looks like a good PSP game.
That for what was going to be a Browser mobile game was really impresive for the time.
You need to understand that Kancolle and Grand Blue phantasy were the biggest otaku mobile games

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>>563483689
my dick is average, actually

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>>563483697
True. Power being unable to do anything when blocked is such a stupid thing

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>>563483746
how big is average

had to spark, but flower came home…
got wedding maya and festival shichi as well

>>563483746
Tama-chan...

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In the end, was this right?

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>>563483746
average depression

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>>563483746
who fucking asked...
pics?

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>>563483142
Stop that

>>563483787
The only actual RIP is urara

>>563483787
You can make all of them work if you git gud

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>>563483787
getting A mile is not that complicated BUT you're risking getting no S medium, also whoever say C is enough should give up their trainer license

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chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o

>>563483787
Putting easily fixable with sparks umas like Tamamo, Tachyon, Teio, and Opera next to doomed umas like Urara and Curren was stupid

>>563483839
cafe is pretty fucking miserable in MANT too

I have spent over 500 USD on this game
I haven't won plat once

>>563483824
i hate this, I need fuku or ryan to show me panties instead

>>563483787
rumors of tamachud's death have been greatly exaggerated

>>563483787
No because with enough willpower mileless umas can still be built in MANT

I didn’t get this stupid loli fuck once. I had to use the pity points to unlock her fucking bitch

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>>563483746
same, 15cm gang ww@

>>563483870
She's fine

>>563483887
this but a little over 1k
just got my first plast last cm

>>563483870
Medium long is enough

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>>563483864
DOKIDOKIDOKIDOKI DO-KI!

>>563483887
you need to add two more zeros to that for a plat

>>563483950
>>563483887
how...

>>563483787
>tamachud, taishin, mayano in RIP
>"a lot of work" for umas that can reach A mile at career start
it's shit and has always been shit

>>563483660
Nigger I run shit like Tamamo, I'm more than used to mutating.

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>>563483787
In the end, was -THIS- right?

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no more penis talk

>>563484025
Ayabe and Tachyon are wearing practically the same fit

imagine liking a "girl" named brian

>>563483746
Tama would unironically think this is a good comeback

>>563484025
>all of those okay outfits that are actually great and great outfits that are shit
No whoever made this saved the dick pics and vids

>>563484087
Her name is Brianna

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>>563483315
>pixel art
Pixel art is often used to mask bad art but like... It feels like an insult for me to do the same. This is a beautiful medium and I genuinely do enjoy the more skilled pieces, see: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1tvMalakAEHWqX.png
Also, then there's the problem of poses, and the sheer number of sprites I'd have to draw. With a 3D model, I can reuse the model for different animations, letting me do brand new things with old assets.

>uma tamagotchi
Do you mean a literal tamagotchi or just "it looks like tamagotchi?" Because I HAVE considered a 2D side scrolling perspective not terribly unlike pic related, and other mechanics like feeding and grooming your uma for better performance.

>>563483764
they really should put it in the game. Power already does literally fucking nothing. A 1200 power S turf uma who hits no accels gets gigamogged by the 600 power uma that lands accels. Power should trigger whenever you get blocked from the side to let you force the adjacent uma to merge out. It would work great if you're blocked but also would work to punish a slow passer creeping past you, kick them out from 2nd lane to 3rd lane so they have even more distance to cover around the corner.

Legit makes no sense that power based lane control isn't a thing.

>>563484087
imagine a girl named cherry blossom

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I want to see this outfit in 3D, Cygames.

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>standoffish, loner
>dislikes loud things
>takes afternoon naps
>tsundere
>gamer
Reminder that Taishin is literally (You).

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my pp is 12.7cm on a good day

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>Every tenpull was a low roll or a scam Favorite Star with no spooks
>2kb pops up at pull 81 with nothing else so I burned 1350 carats for nothing
Pretty unfortunate pull session, but I can be content enough that I got her before 100. It put me at 70k carats but now I lack confidence in any fun pull on Neicheer/Cheer Kingu if this was anything to go by, sad.

>>563484025
>tachybum in "perfect"

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>>563483774
F-Five inches...

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>>563483992
until the sprint cm I was always building badly. just objectively speaking
also mutating because I didn't want to use umas I didn't like
for instance sprint dober, long dober, sprint/dirt fine and so on
pisces just happened to line up with who I really like, and who turned out to be good, so it all ended up nicely
now there are enough pairs in the game to have actual variety so I don't need to mutate anymore at least
so yeah just bad gameplay from me really, barely knowing what inherits I should use but not knowing *why*. which I only understood just recently, turns out only knowing what to get doesn't carry on its own
oh and stuff like how velocity is important in the last stretch AFTER the accel phase...bla bla bla
/blogpost

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>>563484087
You forgot your image, Mayaposter

LESS CHAT MORE STRAP

>>563484173
I'm not a tsundere.. Baka...

>>563484216
unironically if you followed the sloptuber guides for skills you would have won a couple more plats

Why is tachyon speed a must pull if I already have mlb ksb?

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>>563483787
>Taiki
>very good at MANT
>E rank in medium, G in long

>Tamamo
>RIP
>E in mile, A in both medium and long
I'm sensing a bias here

>>563484292
Two speed cards > One speed card

>>563484281
wish there was a tldr written version of those guides

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The coolest

>>563484292
are you capping speed with only kita?

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>Go to Umaket to support your trainee's circle
>She's selling a doujinshi featuring you
What is the correct response

>>563484136
literal tamagotchi, it's an idea I've had for years but never did anything. Now I'm doing an unity course, so maybe I'll try making it in the future, now I'm planning to do an uma bullet hell as a final project for this course

>>563483787
The claims on tamamo cross are wildly exagarrated. You only need 7 mile sparks for mile B and you can instabuy spurt to demolish all mile tracks.

It's horses like manhattan cafe that need to unbrick both mile and end closer that are completely hopeless.

>>563484304
mile is the most important race type in MANT

also taiki can do dirt on top of her sprint/mile

>>563484334
maybe among donkeys

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Oh boy turf s! And I have fast learner too! This run is going to be great!
>three speed rainbows in the entire career
I hate it. I hate it all

>>563484331
there usually is an image for each style and what skills you target

>>563484340
Everyone's already been capping speed without tachyon ssr though?

>>563484173
Wasn't there an anon whose mom said he's like Taishin?

>>563484281
maybe?? but even then my deck was horrendous before the kita rerun, didn't even have sweep at mlb until after that banner so my stats were always lackluster
maybe building badly isn't totally accurate but bad stats
I always followed those infographis that were posted too

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>>563484351
>What is the correct response
Read a copy in front of her and point out everything that's wrong

>>563484413
where?

>>563484357
I would argue medium is just as important as mile, if you're completely fucked in medium then you miss out on key epithets.

>>563484443
if you are the 500 dollar anon, that makes sense since having those from the beginning help a lot

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I just had pineapple for the first time in my life and this is INSANELY good, 2.50 for THIS? They're pretty big too so that's A LOT of fruit for that much, you just gotta cut it up

This is like insanely good wtf

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>>563484304
Stop it I don't want to masturbate

>>563484379
you’re aware they released a new scenario, right? you don’t have to do unity cup anymore

>>563484351
>correct response
Thank the sensei for the doujin and say you’ve been inspired

>>563484351
Mating press

i like yuri

>>563484442
That's the guy who doxxed himself, pretty sure it's just him and he's just making up stories about his mom.
He doxxed me so I feel like I should dox him but I'm not 100% certain it was him so eh.

>>563484530
i-it's the other anon...I started after the original banner ended

>>563484538
>stamina that high
>wit isn't 1200
>actually got all i've got / steadfast
nah, that aint unity cup

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I have been doing this same career for 4 hours now. AMA

>>563484531
pineapple kinda owns but i have mixed feelings on them after learning they eat you back

>>563484482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWG-W16ILE you can just click through it and it tells you the inherits and what not to buy

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>>563484609
how does it feel to be a dumb Rice torena

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dekamusume.

>>563484609
How, I can comfortably do a run while out on my evening walk and finish before I'm back home.

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Are you going to post dicks again

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>>563484591
Me too. We should hold hands since we like yuri so much

>>563484182
Average expected outcome is 140 pulls and you deadass complaining about pulling above average?

Did you fail math in high school or something?

>>563484643
thanks anon I usually just pick whatever sounds cool

>>563484609
>dumb
Erotic. Let me sleep with you

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>>563484538
I’m trying my best…..

>>563483992
NTA, but I've seen a lot of these guys. They never really hesitate to swipe, but also have a poor understanding of the game that never seems to get better. They also fall for the sloptuber bait that shills every other card/uma as a must-have.

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so what's the consensus on nishino flower

>>563484351
Pay for two copies, but only buy one.

>literal tamagotchi
Ah. I could do that. I need to look more into tamagotchi though, my knowledge is very surface level.
I'm not sure it'd be very fun if I made it though. I don't know how I'd make it more interesting beyond "you occasionally check in." I mean, I've got a couple of ideas, but they rely on me programming from scratch in C and that doesn't port easy to phones, which eliminate taking it on the go, and none of them spice up the game enough to make it worth your time :(

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ugh, men are so gross

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Good morning /uma/

I wake up and my dick is at +100 downloads, did one of you share it somewhere else???

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PLEASE JUST 1 GROUNDWORK SPARK I BEG OF YOU

>>563484741
all me <3

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>>563484662
I want to masturbate so bad but I'm finishing a project for uni, trying to shorter the video to 3 minutes and it's fucking hard, there's no much to remove anymore

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>kemono / coomer finally down for good
>all major AI sloppa video producers completely paywalled and censored on top of it
>elon killing engagement for lewd accounts on twitter
Coomerbros this is the worst month ever

>>563484737
No you

>>563482796
The original version of Uma was much closer to Priconne in many respects and I think something was lost in that transition.

If you have only 1 length at E rank, you can always mutate.
If it's at G rank however, you're probably kinda fucked.

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>>563484741
I only shared the Dia coom tribute

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>>563483889
Nyo

>>563484737
I want to grope Dober's milky thighs

>>563484726
cute and could effortlessly fold me in half

>>563484785
we only have each other now

>>563484774
umm a quickie in the restroom??

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>Rainbowless summer

/uma/ tabletop simulator mahjong

>>563484774
apply the bakushin to your project

>>563484785
>kemono is down for good
Anon, kemono.cr is still live. I think your ISP's DNS may be blocking it.
The Paetron importer broke but it has broken in the past. I dunno how long it'll take to fix, or who's even at the helm of the site anymore though.

>>563484785
>he hasn't been imaginationmaxxing
envision a red apple in your mind and turn it

/uma/ vr sex orgy

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YESSSS THANK YOU GAME

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED TO PUT MY DICK INSIDE MY TRAINEE RIGHT NOW

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>>563484025
>Sweepy in Ryan tier
Genuine omega shit taste. Sweepy's casual outfit is one of the best.

>>563484938
I'm down

>>563484923
sorry I imagined Dober stripping

>>563484976
It looks unfinished, like it's missing a texture or something

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>>563484963
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>563484991
now spin her around

>>563484963
Maruzen stop posting with your torena's computer and pretending you're him

>>563484774
>trying to shorter the video to 3 minutes and it's fucking hard
Speed it up to 1.25x?

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>>563485045
she is next

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>>563484025
what's wrong with this but isn't with tachyon huh you faggot?

>>563484025
>seiun sky in great casual outfit
lol lmao

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I wish I had friends to play with...

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>>563484025
>Cafe
>okay
>Tachyon
>perfect
Nigga genuinely what the fuck are you smoking.

>>563484675
I'm not allowed to be slightly annoyed? Okay then lmao. I pulled on Kita rerun and in one spark, I got 1 Kita and 2 other SSRs with guts Spe and guts Ass Wonder. I can say this wasn't as abysmal at that lowroll, at least.

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>>563485079
>implying maruzen's trainer isn't fucking her nightly
They literally have a private place to fuck, and the dialogue implies the trainer finds her attractice

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>>563484652
pretty good. love me imouto. cute dress. cute hair. proud of her every time she wins a CM round.
>>563484660
easily distracted. lots of posting in the thread. took a break to take that uma quiz which took a while as I googled every song in one of the questions, every japan location in another. really a shittily made quiz desu. honestly surprising to me as well. I thought it'd only take me 2 hours but every time i look back at the right monitor its been like 20 minutes.
>>563484697
nyo

>>563485121
i want to fondle those fat ears

They're drinking juice.

>>563484025
Genuine shit taste

theres no way you can get SS on nishitno unless you guts max

>>563485106
>Mayano top gun
aniki...

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>nishino's career
Wait, is she not uoh at all? Is she just a really tiny woman that dresses like a kid because it's all that fits her?

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>>563485139
>>563484025
Bro likes outfits worn my 50 year old wine grannies.

>>563485093
It's a presentation, we're talking over the video so it wouldn't work without sounding weird, I just need to cut 20 seconds so I'm cutting any silent space
>>563485128
what do you want to play

>>563485235
I can see her panties 10/10

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>>563485187
That's twitter humor, not /uma/ humor, anon.

Trackblazer sucks

>>563485223
oguri cap is so cute

>>563484963
Trainer license REVOKED

>>563485214
Maya is an honorary mare. Would a stallion wear a wedding dress? Didn't think so.

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>>563484938
Why not irl?

>>563485246
idk I play everything so I try to cater to the other party...

>>563485235
>>563485139
Not the guy who made that list (I think Biwa/Suzuka have top tier outfits) but I WILL say there is a shit ton of fanart of Tachyon's casual fit

It's simple yes but sometimes it just fits a character well

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>>563484963
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>563485223
no she’s an actual child, like the youngest uma
she just puts up airs of maturity because that’s what some kids do

>>563485287
Suzuka is probably the least boob jealous uma to pick
She literally only cares about running

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>>563485340

>>563485376
God I love super creek so much

preggo creek just electrifies my brain

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I'm impressed. I think that casual wear chart may very well have pissed off literally EVERYONE in this thread.

>test out nishino flower on sprint TT
>she get 1st place 4 out of 5 races despite the only S+
Damn her accel is no joke

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Okay so now what? Am I normie now?

>>563485504
you already are a faggot for doing that card thing already

>>563485442
If you love her then let's see the CM12 Creek ace

>>563485504
if anyone in /here/ is getting double circles in emotional stability they’re lying

>>563485504
>normie
fuck off my thread, normalfag

>>563485504
>High emotional stability
Yes

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Rate.

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>>563485468
I like Bourbon/maruzens's casual outfits so I liked it for purely selfish reasons

>>563483551
>he
Maruzensky's current owner is Olympic medalist. And Former Minister of the Tokyo Olympic and Paralympic Games.

>>563485223
yeah, i think shes just a tiny woman. would make sense why she says shes gonna be a mom

>3 clocks wasted and still lost Sapporo Stakes
Yep 4th Give Up of the day thank you very much

>>563485585
I feel like this list was just made out of spite of the original list vs trying to actually have real opinions, like it's correct about some stuff but now it's just wrong about other stuff

>>563485352
Do you really think you could take me?

>>563485223
She is literally a child

Why does Pasa's casual outfit look like she works at a burger place part-time?

>>563485504
No, you're going to be blacked overseas

why do you fags keep making tier lists and posting them here
are you that desperate for validation?
do we actually have women posting here?

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>>563485504
Honestly I don't think I'm really like Kitasan so I'm not sure how accurate this is kek

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>>563485602

>>563485743
I only make tier lists based on which characters fit which Fesh Pince quotes

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>>563485564
Unfortunately I am a dogshit toreina, I can admit that while liking a character

I am patiently waiting for the first (and only) vaguely usable version of creek

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>>563485504
I still think about this one that got posted

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>>563485680
I can take as much as you can give, sweetie. But can we kiss and cuddle afterwards?

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>>563485707
Pasa works at Oxxo

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Where are my white sparks cygames