posting someones cock to derail the general

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Digitan LOVE

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Post hand
Post favourite uma

Oguri Cap, Calstone Light O if including non released umas

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I spent $150 failing to get Nishino.

>>563493656
>sausage fingers
checks out

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who let this grade schooler do professional races??

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>>563493675

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>>563493318
My little sister do my nails when she's bored. Sometimes she does it seriously but sometimes she just experiments with colors/glitters/etc.

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>>563493675
that's not true

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Good morning bros

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You guys should stop bullying me

>>563493764
Good morning Pearl anon!

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>>563493732
so jelly rn...

>>563493732
People with siblings don't know how lucky they are

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>>563493738
I got 2 back to back Vamp Rice and anime Teio...

>>563493693
I'm around 20 bmi though. If they look a bit wide it's cause I'm pressing them against the table or I have fat deposits in my fingers for some reason

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chiyoposting should be bannable

>dream CM
lol
https://x.com/keiba_videos/status/2043610571472597275?s=20

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I got Nishino Flower, now what?

>>563493843
it's okay I would still hold hands with you

>>563493823
it depends by siblings
Not everyone has an healthy or pleasant relationship with their siblings.
If you have a sibling that vibes with you, it may be the best thing in the world, but if they don't then you are cursed by great part of your life.

>>563493823
It can go both ways. Sometimes your sibling/s will be the main cause of your family's problem

>>563493879
now you're done

>>563493823
ehhhh, I have an older brother and it's not bad but nothing special either

>>563493887
thanks bwo

>>563493829
You can hit pity, right...?

>they never had platonic sex with their siblings and it shows

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Did you know that women have more testosterone than shotas so it's not gay if you fuck cute low T boys

>>563492664
why is she crying?

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>>563493810
It's quite fun until she insists to put make up and lipstick on me
>>563493823
I'm aware that I'm lucky but it's not always the case for others desu. Sometimes it can be the opposite

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Finally

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>>563493969
No...

>>563493993
How do I lower my T? Asking for a friend
And no THAT doesn't count

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>MANT is so bad /uma/ would rather post about feminine hands, dick and balls

>>563493656
I bite my nails so I'm not quite proud of my hand

>>563494065
It's over...

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>>563493912
What do I do next?

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>7am
>tfw I finaly finished my project, came to JAV and now I'm gonna lay down to train Flower while I wait to masturbate again

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>>563493890
>Not everyone has an healthy or pleasant relationship with their siblings.
>If you have a sibling that vibes with you, it may be the best thing in the world, but if they don't then you are cursed by great part of your life
Had a pretty bad relationship with my older sister growing up, but we're cool now and I'm grateful for that, so many people don't even talk to their siblings for the rest of their life after moving out

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what did her ult mean by this

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I haven't had new followers since October/November...

>>563494128
Don't feel shy bwo I bite my nails and eat them too.
toe nails included

>>563494283
x is that you

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>>563494283
>and eat them

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>>563494283
Tama would do this

>>563494259
>marking her trainer
cute

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>>563494283
>eat them too
bwo what
>spoiler
I used to do that but gladly was able to stop it. I don't think I'll be able to stop biting my nails though

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>>563491549

>me talking about my balls have a screenshot now
btw update, I bought the cream and they're better, they're not red anymore, and the itchiness has almost dissapeared, they're not totally healed but we're getting there. I read that it's a 3 week treatment and I just finished the first week

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>>563494073
Start HRT at 14-16. 19 is doable (depends on genes) but if you start once your body's at the end or already finished it's growing phase (19-21) then don't bother it's already over.
Umamusume

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>>563494259
>the tail on her trainer's hand

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Good morning

If you don't wanna play then don't play, but please don't turn this into a blog posting general, just make a thread on /soc/ or something until Grand Live.

>>563494338
Who's that
>>563494339
>>563494424
I didn't eat them in the past but I'd bite them in my bed at night and I don't really feel like getting out of bed to throw them away, nor do I wanna throw them on the floor so I eat them instead. Seems logical.

>>563494515
I am playing while replying to anons post althoughbeit

>>563494515
Or what? What's going to happen if I don't?

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>>563494446
this is a new kow for you dotobro

>>563494446
Also try to get a real prescription if you can. Lots of retards especially on discord like to shill trash ass over the counter or god forbid homemade bmedications that will ruin you in the long run

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>>563493656
I may be a malewhore but I feel more comfortable posting cock than hands

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>>563494512
good morning bwo

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>>563493783
Good morning!

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Money ranking for uma that never won a central or overseas G1

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>>563494446
Makes me remember that one post where an anon apparently paid a jap to be his roommate and feeding meds to lower the T or I'm remembering it wrong
Umas

>>563494550
you can't digest fingernails and their sickle shape can cause clumping. stop eating them you disgusting lazy retard. keep a trashcan by your bed or a dish on your nightstand table. eating your nail clippings has gotta be the most gluesniffer virgin behavior i've ever heard of.

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Did you get all the gayposting out of your system? We cool now?

This is why you filter dotoposts

>>563494723
i haven't gotten the transposting out of my system

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>>563494515
I'm training Nishino flower tho
Luna's husband btw

>>563494712
So it's a 0 calorie food if I'm hungry? That's pretty good

>>563494073
don't ruin your body dacchi...

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>>563493656
Gold City
Mejiro Palmer
Tosen Jordan
Fusaichi Pandora

>>563494723
This is like the aids epidemic, even the scat poster couldn't kill the thread this hard.

>>563494914
https://www.freepik.com/free-photos-vectors/black-men-hand

Friendly reminder that all of this is because of Curren posting

>>563494723
Nyo
>>563494804
Are you perhaps very tall? That's a big and long fingers

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>>563494750
pls don't...

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I'm scared to lose them... Do we get any other long-term buffs soon? The game feels so slow any time we don't have basic buffs to hype me into playing runs even when I'm out of major events to play. Half FP and double race rewards is a great combo but if we're losing both I'll probably drop from 5 to 1 race a day...

>>563494723
>ugly ai sloppa
I prefer gay posting

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>>563495030
187cm Argentinian Trainer

>>563494515
These faggots make the same blogposts on /umaJP/ which is lucky to have like 5 actual posts about the game in a full day. It's the death of the uma community and the early signs of a schizo nest where the avatarfags and medical blogposters and brainless gooners just spam into a void last each other infinitely.

>>563494690
>Always lost to Orfevre
>Always lost to Chrono
Why did they make Bari seethe about it but Bouquet chill about it

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You niggas gay as fuck.

>>563494690
Sounds of Earth is the most impressive one here since she literally has no graded wins. Even a shitter like Ikuno has a couple G3 wins.

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>medium S on first inspiration
>funny hat around Osaka Hai
>every chain finished
>low friendship in classic summer and only single rainbows in senior
is... is this what it's like to highroll?

>>563495171
>Keibaposting is blogposting
Meds

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>tfw balding fat wageslave and buying 7500 carats didn't even feel bad
Have I truly become an ojisan

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>>563494446
>>563494607
>24
owari...
I wonder what Umamusume would drink onions

>>563495171
There hasn't been a single gameplay post in JP since the Fuku anon was posting his MANT runs there

Is it over for troonamusume discussion?

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>>563495189
at least us ricebros are straight. we can have all the sisters to ourselves while these homos run a train on each other.

>>563495336
doto slips onions sauce in operas drinks

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My favorite part of umamusume gameplay is summer training!

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>>563495156
Based Luna trainer and tall enough
>Argentinian Trainer
Argentinians are THAT white?
Also, thanks for all the ARS currency I was able to get sweet deal with

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Tazuna where’s my early carrot bbq

>>563495384
The sisters are the ones making all the gay posts

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>>563495336
>I'm only slightly older than the Falcuck poster
Feels kind of weird. We could have been friends in school if we met in real life as kids and if you were not such a loser.

>>563495403
Neicha a slut

>>563495242
Posting anything unrelated to the video game in a video game general thread is blogposting yes. This website has a sports board and that board has a thread for horses. Anyone spamming about real horse shit in the general for an anime game loosely inspired by real horses is just an attention seeking faggot that intentionally goes where they don't belong to appear special and get noticed for how annoying they are instead of just being one of the boring fucks on /sp/ nobody cares about.

>>563495171
go back to /v/

>>563495410
>Argentinians are THAT white?
there certainly some germanic genes being introduced post 1945

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>>563495470
it's a good wife's duty to be her husband's personal whore.

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>hands and dicks
Feet, doko?

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>>563495457
If anyone doesn't want their immersion ruined, do not look
I'm actually a Currensister, and I post her a lot more, but I think Falco has funnier expressions. Curryposting is usually reserved for...you know

>>563495497
unironically fuck off to /vm/ where you belong, we will talk about haruten too btw so hope you're ready to seethe more

>>563495410
The only non-whites are either from Jujuy (small province on the north of the country) or bolivians/peruvians/paraguayans descendants,
The argie is mostly spaniard, half Italian and the rest eastern european, there's a lot of japanese, chinese and koreans too but they dont consider themselves argentinians

>>563495242
This is one of the fastest generals on the board because of all your off topic spam on top of a healthy level of actual game discussion. If all your posts vanished the thread and board as a whole would be better off for it. Don't confuse our typical silence at your posts unrelated to the game for approval, you are no better than fags that use genshin's general to sperg about real life politics with "but the new region is based on Russia so it's linked to the game".

>>563495515
>>563495593
I've always thought argies would be on the spic color side and because of how much of a meme their currency is tbdes. This is kind of a shock

>>563495497
>loosely inspired by real horses
HOLY newfag
>>563495638
seethe about it

>>563495497
Anon I'm pretty sure they are talking about the horses in the game and their descendants, this is a multimedia franchise so it's not really that much different then the people posting about the anime.

>>563495638
>/gig/ poster
That's all I need to know, you're a retard that only knows how to be contrarian like that bait infested general

>>563495638
Two things you can do:
1) Shit yourself and cry
2) fuck off back to your /v/ friends

>>563495497
LOOK AT THIS RETARD WHO THINKS UMAMUSUME COMMUNITY IS ONLY ABOUT THE GAME AND NOTHING ELSE

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>>563495574
That can't be true because I post 90% of the Currens on this general

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Keep it going

>>563495574
We already had feet during the first Teiobwo incident

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>>563495659
I mean, spic color is hispanic aka Spaniard, but I guess from the point of view of USA dacchis spics are just like mex*cans, those are browns, truly the indians of America

>>563495509
>go to a board exclusively for video game general threads
>post things unrelated to video games constantly
>get called out for being an off topic spammer
>"b-ut this isn't /v/, video game generals means threads where you get to post on any topic and people have to deal with you
I'd tell you to touch grass but you clearly lack any form of social awareness, you attention whore sperg.

>>563495638
>loosely inspired
You're so fucking retarded you don't even understand what are you talking about

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>>563495575
>>563495767
Why do I keep (You)ing the wrong people? Is it dementia

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>>563495846
>touch grass

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>said gn an hour ago
>still up
>still posting
this time good night for sure.

>>563495575
unsurprising. falco's definitely more funposting vs curren is way more skankposting.

>>563495846
shit yourself and cry then /v/tard
uma musume is more than just the gacha
don't like the keiba, anime, idol discussion? fuck off back to your containment on /vm/
NOBODY wants you here

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>>563495876
that's what happens if you aren't a whore who post multiple umas, sticking to one causes brainrot. this is well known

>>563495694
No, I don't use /gig/ because spammers like you are everywhere there. At least cheld posters spammed shit from the game and not "look here's a blog about shit outside of the game"

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Do (You) run your oshi's rival?

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>>563495937
Stop doomposting or unironically play MANT muted. It has never fail to make me fall asleep

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cow

>>563495958
cry about it faggot

>>563495910
Wrong flag

>>563495991
>unironically play MANT muted
LOL
okay true
URA too, just saying...get those fans

>>563495753
LOOK AT THIS RETARD WHO THINKS THE VIDEO GAME GENERALS BOARD IS NOT FOR GENERAL THREADS ON THE TOPIC OF VIDEO GAMES

>>563495981
>rival
>0 wins over Tachy
Come on now

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>>563496007
cow wife nr.1

u u u u u uma
uma in northern macedonia

>>563496032
fuck off back to your shithole on /vm/
you are not welcome here

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I'm from /v/ and that melty actually reminds me of /v/ma lmao

>https://x.com/i/status/2042530770452091176
Bros why is the official account posting about real races, dont they know thats offtopic? Uuuu I'm gonna piss myself

>>563496029
It's fast and easy to clear URA even while muted so you're not as bored as with MANT

>>563496007
>Scarlet used to be a stand up paizuri onahole
now she needs to kneel

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>>563495991
i don't have any problems sleeping once I start trying.
I have a problem ceasing activities and moving stupid ass into bed. I'm sleeping my computer now. or else i'll keep replying when i'm supposed to be dreaming.
uma fuckin musume

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>>563495575
Yeah I post Falco and Curren too it's not that big of a deal bro

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uh OH

>>563496110
NOOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKKK I'M LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF FUCKKKJFJFKNM STOP IT STOP TALKING ABOUT REAL LIFE HORSE RACING THAT IS VERY TIGHTLY CONNECTED TO THE GAME FCUUUUUUUU KKKMM

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Satsuki Sho is going to be kino

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Just ignore the /v/turds bros

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>>563496119
nah lowkey ura fucks me up more because it's that braindead
train rest train rest train rest
mant is more neurologically involved

>>563496147
shut up

>>563495847
The faggots that post about new IRL races with 0 horses that exist in Uma Musume are hinging on being loosely inspired at best
>Goldship kicks you in game because her real horse kicked at people, here's a clip
Game related tangent
>Here's the new race I bet money on because I'm addicted to IRL horse gambling, none of these horses are in the game I just am lonely and need someone to talk to
Off topic and loosely inspired at best

>>563496029
no i don't think i will danchode

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post horse

why is everyone having a melty

>>563496208
seethe about it harder faggot
I enjoy looking at you shitting yourself over things related to uma musume, you will never fit in btw

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>>563496205
hmmmmm...nyo

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>>563496098
>melty
>what melty
>forgot the shared filters and settings from my club completely hides stubs
I've been wondering how come the post count doesn't match what I see on the threads at all. I completely forgot

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im LITERALLY meltying

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>>563496240
Nobody has any clocks left to play MANT so all we can do is talk about cocks

>>563496240
Small penis havers are big jelly

>>563496240
They got triggered they were told their HRT posts are off topic and many Uma in game being gender flipped isn't an excuse to derail the thread about cutting their balls off

Can we go back to posting gay shit

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>>563496259
don't test me faggot

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>>563496298
Hello clubfriend, very nice comfy thread we are sharing.

>>563496383
ok, post cock

Umamusume brothel management simulator

>>563496253
Nah I'm just laughing at how insanely lonely you must be to be this sad. Not just a lonely cuck posting all day but doing so in the wrong thread intentionally because you're just that desperate for attention, kek

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>>563496391
oh yeah?

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Grand Live will save /uma/

>>563496191
Lememe on the 6th fav, huh

>>563496383
There's a non-zero chance that we have at least 1 poster here with a cute small caged clitty

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>>563496229

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Watching keiba is like looking into the future of the game
You are watching the careers of characters before they are even added to the game

>>563496298
My breads completely been great after an anon showed you can disable to show hidden stubs all the while I can still see all the funposts and shitposts
>from my club
Been thinking of sharing mine too for my clubmates but holding off for now

>>563496425
sounds like seethe to me lol
fuck off back to /vm/ or go get banned on /v/

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>>563496439
I'll suck that cock before you know what hit you

>>563496449
I really hope so, I'm tired of MANT

>>563496383
Why do you think the gay shit posting stopped as soon as the defense force for keiba came out of the woodworks? They paused dialating to spam "NOOO YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS BOARD IS FOR VIDEO GAMES I'M CHRONICALLY LONELY AND HAVE NOWHERE ELSE I CAN FORCE PEOPLE TO READ MY BLOG"

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>>563493656
Fat balding ojisan reporting in
https://litter.catbox.moe/474q9frcvly9rnsw.png

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https://poal.me/wck0w0
https://poal.me/wck0w0
https://poal.me/wck0w0

>>563496330
hot
>>563496469
HOT

>>563496519
Go back to /v/

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>>563496229

>>563496475
watching buena vista and seeing her ingame having literally the biggest most romantic storyline was funny
>>563496519
where are your posts about the game? stop kidding yourself retard, you probably sit at 100TP doing nothing anyway

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>>563496383
Sure

>>563496475
This, it's why I go to mewgenics threads to dump images of cats and AI mockups of nuclear war, it's almost related to the game if you squint hard enough

>>563495497
In the last PakaLive (the official game live stream) they brought in a horse racing expert to talk about horse racing, then showed a video of the foal Almond Eye gave birth to.

>>563495497
Is an horse a athlete?

>>563496464
It's the first step of the classics. Anybody running in it can win, so the odds are not really a good indicator

>>563496530
I have hair like that on my toes hopefully it doesn't grow on my hands too

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>>563496497
you'll suck it for free?

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these threads fucking suck
im out

>>563496594
don't bother reasoning eith /v/nigs

>>563496625
you're supposed to shave it...

>>563496564
Go back to dialating

>>563496143
>I have a problem ceasing
Mostly same for me unless during the times I can't sleep at all
>>563496205
Guess that makes sense. Both are still as bad regardless

>>563496594
stop replying to the samefagging schizo

>>563496449
>>563496498
People will literally be quitting their run if they didn't reach rainbows in predebut

>>563496530
Wtf is wrong with your fingers and shave that finger hair, its gross
>>563496594
>Tfw my offspring with Rudolf will never air in Pakatube
Why live

>>563496572
Dem white horse can shoot, where them ducking black horse?

>>563496690
Just like MANT, but runs don't take an hour? I'm in.

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>>563496658
Not all /v/ros are like that, I swear

>>563496530
How is that fat?
HOW are your fingers bending that way

>>563496594
And yet you're not talking about the new Pakalive but spamming about your HRT and whatever your gambling addiction has caused you to bet on

>>563496690
I have to, otherwise I'd run out of clocks before the next event

>>563496663
I shave it if I'm gonna have exposed toes, my fingers are always exposed so I would have to shave them every couple days which would be annoying

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>>563496229

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Well, I trust medium B far more than I could ever trust mile B, but I'll get to test 2kb in some Team Trials tomorrow then start rolling out parent runs to improve a few more of my mile/sprint team. I would have taken a random green but that long corners was the only thing left to buy lmao

>>563496656
no cap on god?

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Rice has taken my SSginity... After taking my S+, S and A+ virginities...

>>563495497
i'd tell you to go back to /v/ but you'd get banned
then i'd tell you to go to /vm/, but you guys are dead
wow, sorry, it must be hard for you not having a gaggle of other faggots to post with

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>>563496648
if you're this insistent about it, sure, and I totally get it! I'm just that great

>>563496795
Deck?

>>563496572
The little jig he does at the end is cute

/v/mabro here. You guys need to stop pretending your /trash/ and shitposters are from /v/ and learn to filter out your general. These are your own guys shitting up your thread, and dogpiling them with (you)s never works. This place would probably be much better if you played for the sake of the community and not every man for himself

>>563496449
*Grand Concert

>>563496848
Yeah unlike you I don't spam off topic garbage in threads I don't belong, I get it's confusing of a concept for youul

>>563496767
>he wasn't here when we liveposted it
sucks to be you
>>563496756
it's ok bwo I know

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>>563496791
lazy bitch
I would totally shave my bf for him if he had your attitude

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>>563496625
>>563496697
They grow back so I just stopped bothering
>>563496764
What's wrong with my fingers... And I was in the triple digits at one point in kilos

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Which future umas do (You) want to pull for the most and why? I'm pulling for Neo Universe because I want her as another daughter uma despite being for (You).

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Which uma should I trib

>>563496690
Did you do this in URA/Unity too?

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Level with me bros...does she have a chance? It's the best I've been able to do in forever.

>>563496947
>youul
uh oh slimy sausage fingers
fuck off back to /v/ retard

>>563496920
The shitposters don't play the game, that's the issue. They alternate literally talking about their HRT and their gambling addiction that has nothing to do with the game, and have zero self awareness about how those things don't belong in the video game general thread for Uma Musume.

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finally

>>563497020
gwo...

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>>563496981
For now? Ines and Inari

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>>563496229

>>563496985
yeah it’s the same guy, he’s always here around this time

>>563497020
if you win your gamble (lol)

>anti-JP schizo seething early in the morning
ohayou my little macaque

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>>563496849
it should be ok as long as you say no homo!

>>563497006
I roll with the punches in URA/unity unless i got a practice failure
But if you don't have rainbows in GL you won't get the notes so you wont be able to buy the songs so its a cascading mess

>>563497003
Rice Shower

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What the fuck do I do with these???

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>>563496920
You need to get out of here

>>563496985
That's just the
>coal city guy
He's mentally ill but he doesn't really spam so I don't mind him

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>>563497092
what, you scared of being gay or something?

>>563497037
Nah you're just not worth proofreading for, if anything I'm surprised you managed to read a post while literally dialating and watching a horse race on your other monitor all at once

Go back to posting about your balls and HRTs deep impact on them, it was less cringe

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>>563496981
>Kris S, my autistic, brown wife
>Transcend, my bro and I love her voice
>Calstone, the based speed tard and very funny in game

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>>563497038
post your cm12 aces
I'm waiting

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>>563497141
Collect them.

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>>563496981
>I want her as another daughter uma despite being for (You).
You WILL become Italian
Your love WILL transcend time and space
You WILL have Sounds of Earth and Victoire Pisa as your daughters

>>563496981
Same

MINNA

>>563496981
Off the top of my mind:
>Zenno Rob Roy because she's really cute and I like glasses and shortstacks
>Hishi Miracle because she's a fat fuck
>Dream Journey for reasons I can't explain

HOEHHH

>>563497248
HAAAA

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>>563496981
Rob Roy's one of the reasons I started playing the game. After he would be Tsuru and Gentil

>>563497163
>>563497179

>>563497194
Nah, I'm impregnating Light Hello before that happens

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>>563496853
Riko was there to help nudge my stamina on empty turns, but you help yourself a good amount if Kita or April inspiration gives you a Corner Recovery hint, or you luckshit something like Hydrate. You can get by well enough on something like 200 stamina for Hopeless Stakes, but I did have to clock for Japanese Oaks running that Corner with barely above 300 stamina.

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>>563496981
This retard, I shall not explain further

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>pitch a tent
Way ahead of you.

>>563496981
Tanino Gimlet, philosophy and mythology nerd, flirts with you but in a way that you'd only realize if you liked the same shit she does (I happen to), good sense of style

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I don't mind the Erping as long as it's anon cause I'm assuming it's all LARP
If Autis/uma/ member no. 7 was ERPing with Mambo member no. 22 it would be annoying but that hasn't happened yet

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>>563497159
No, because I'm straight meaning anything I enjoy isn't gay; I was simply looking out for you

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>>563497385
!!

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CHOKE OF THE CENTURY.
Got everything, Fast Learner, Med S, relevant skill hints. Just couldn't hit the stats man. Two absolute dogshit summers and completely dead second part of the senior year with abysmal shops and trainings. I just needed 1 lucky break.

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>>563496981
rickey and uhhhhh
the rest are too far ahead...

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>>563497427
Unzips dick is about the only pickup line I have for anons

>>563497427
Its funny when thread goes full chaos mode

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>>563497446

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>>563497427
What if its /v/ma erping with /uma/

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>Maya's trainer is a woman
Yurichads won again

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>>563497431
ohhh
well it's okay, I'm not insecure

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>>563496192
(You) me when it's time to talk about Lala's big fat tits please I kept typing lala in my local file search for an entire minute not realizing my files have lucky lilac in the name
>>563496756
It's silly to stereotype everyone just off one person and just common sense not to. Most of them are chilling in their own thread again anyways.

>>563497427
I hate it because I ask question then it gets buried in a wall of replies.

>>563496981
Brian (Blaze) and Curren (Wife)

>>563497635
your lust provoking image to guarantee your question is answered?

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>>563496981
Machan's fat tits

>>563497427
I wonder how many dacchis have mingled with each other if we were to draw up a mindscape of every club and connecting the dots

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>>563496981
palmer and helios
it's too bad they're so far apart

currenchan and falco posters are my new thread ship

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>>563497427
I don't mind it. It's mostly just funny although I can see why it can be annoying to some but I think those who are legit mad at these kind of posts are just people who have insecurity about their masculinity.

Fat Lilac tits

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>>563493583

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>>563497734
AS IF
HMMMMMPH

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>>563497731
your GSK banner?

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Why is Bourbon so clean during a rain race while other umas are filled with mud

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>>563497783
SIX SEVEN
Must've been the wind ahh post

>>563497849
grace

>>563497849
Mud depends on the amount of umas in front that kick it up = be first entire race and no mud

>>563497806
I already own Jordan and sichi whore mode
so ill probably wont wait till the whole banner drops

cum bucket d'whore

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>>563497850
Can you repeat that in English