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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
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Uma Text
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Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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Digitan LOVE
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is this thing on
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im listening
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>>563510938
Fuck you
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The only way this thread could get gayer is if anons had sex.
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I forgot
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>>563510614
I want to help make this Anon's dream a reality.
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nishino flower finally cleared my sprint A mission
the SSR ticket gave me super creek which allowed me to MLB her from 3LB
thank you nishino flower
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I still don't get why anons found my fingers weird
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kingu love
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>>563511443
have you tried posting your feet instead?
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>Been posting bwo joke for months to annoy people
>People are just flat out being gay now
I did this.
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>>563511497Yes actually
>>563511527
That does make sense...
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>tallying
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALREADY MONDAY
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>>563511548
neicha
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>>563511650
IT WAS YOUR FAULT
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I'm more disgusted by the Anons eating their toe nails than by the Teio fag eating his own cum.
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sex
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Stop being so gay.
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>>563511730
BWO IM SORRY
ATLEAST THE 2 GIRLS THAT LURK ARE ENJOYING THE HOMOSEX
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>>563511892
please link it. please link it. please link it.
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I hate you all
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sex.
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>cute little handpussy
This is something I would post
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b-b-bros???? I didn't know we had to complete a career for the rewards. Are we getting more events in the future? I refused doing this event because MANT runs suck absolute ass
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How good is the Sweep wit SSR? Comes out later this year, never see anyone talk about it or recommend it in pull plans even though it gives a crazy gold accel for end closers, seems consistent at least for sprint/mile
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>>563512104
gwochacho...
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you can't just fucking say "cute little handpussy' and not expect me to get worked up.
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sex.2
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Cool Cafe
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>>563511172
>>563511650
If you're blaming something it's better to blame MANT because it's a solved scenario without any "flexibility". Posts like these are always bound to happen on times of draught or when there's nothing to discuss
Of course. Anons can always come up with something better game-related to do if they want or have any idea.
Like a tournament, or a room lobby with a random racetrack and where all aces are handicapped to only training with certain cards or welfare cards except the borrow card. You can also make a Teio Sho with only Teio and entirely welfare cards since Teiobwos hates buhis so much.
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It's like 13 minutes till reset can you guys stop it?!
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>>563510835
ok here u go
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>>563512278
i prefer having at least an hour, but yeah i can finish in 13.
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>>563512125
AWOOOOOOOGA SWEEP SAN LOOKS LIKE THIS???
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sex.3
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>>563512359
video is smaller so might as well just sub in the mp3 on the original
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>>563512275
It's easier to be gay
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>>563512007
My girlfriend said you guys are faggots and that im also a faggot for posting here. So I guess im at home.
>>563512402
>sex was so good it had 3 sequels
I see they lost their budget after the 2nd movie because the 3rd one is AI generated.
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>>563512278
No.Luv, luv.
Can't wait to get absolutely nothing on my daily pull though.
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sex.4
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ai> handslop
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>>563512125
Comes out 1 month before Ramonu wit (must pull for literally everyone) and ends are fine with straightaway spurt a lot of the time (or encoraching shadow once Taishin wit releases).
Stat output also isnt great
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I headcanon that the underside of an uma musume’s tail is as embarrassing and intimate as showing off their vagina.
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>>563512359
Blessed
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Super Creek?
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sex.5
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>>563511989
The toe nail thing happened earlier today. The cum eating round table stretched over multiple threads and resurges every so often. I think it all started in this thread >>558238080
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>>563512648
np bwo
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Who needs to be the first character with 3 alts?
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>>563512781
>Anons can put their feet in their mouth
But they keep posting anyway.
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/uma/ would filter hunderds of uma images but leave gayfags running free
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>>563512781
I was there when the whole faggotry incident happened yesterday and already missed a different event... what the fuck is wrong with /uma/
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sex.7 - the reboot (new studio)
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>125 posts
>sex has been mentioned 14 times already
stop the horny
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>>563512917
Can you not? I'm pretty big and can get at least the big toe in
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>>563513096
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>>563513002
thats planed for sex.8
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>>563513107
I am not putting my foot in my mouth. I know where its been. In your ass.
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You guys are fucking gay.
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Good morning friends!!!
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It's a new day!gentisex
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>>563513257
Finally, a good post
>>563513291
another good post
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>>563513096
It was to be expected with the sexual predator coming out.
I genuinely didn't know she was an actual elementary school kid. What kind of sick shit are Seiun Sky and Taiki into...
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>>563513096
i want to make her a preteen mother
in sex.9
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yeah Sweep had the highest specialty priority of any wit card in jp until Forever Young just recently. it can't be that bad
(even though you'll see "75" on gametora and other places, it's actually 89 due to how specialty priority from bonus effect is calculated. rather than being a flat +20 or +40 to the base priority, it's a multiplier. also why kitasan's actual priority is 116 rather than 100)
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>gay erp hours
>aislop
yeah no good night
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Humans are not strong enough to resist Umamusume.
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sex.10
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>>563513589
what did she mean by this
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will you be rolling for her
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semen = retained
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>jp dog complaining
> in global
yeah never come back seapag
sex.11!
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>>563513664
That sounds so nice.
I want to go back to sleep instead of working.
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>>563513747
you are bricked bro
at least get your kita full
sex.12
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i-is this even enough
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A gift for you gay anons
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sexseven
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>>563514103
Gave me a chuckle, I save all the cursed dahby posts, good times
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i want to plap her petit butt and cum deeeeeeep inside
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stupid sexy helios.
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This is an important aspect of the game but I've never seen anyone touch on it: how do you value monies vs SP ratio, and what sources of each are worth it? Is the monies or SP daily a better ratio, do you buy the SP in the 3 daily monies shops, ect. Surely there's an objectively correct choice on these.
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>>563514091
Hell of if I know I don’t play Jp I paid for the selector because she’s my oshi
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>>563514341
SP is more valuable
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>>563514314
imagine my dick in her anus
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>>563512402
At least put some effort with your sloppa. Here's a freshly generated one
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>>563514514
Where's her dick?
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>>563512614
I'm mainly just trying to build a deck for my wife who has A in both, so either would work, hence why the /. I already have a decent idea for race type cards I'm just bad at searching through them all to find good ones.
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Always speed
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>>563514341
SP is the bottleneck
until it's not
completely worthless after that
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>>563514341
SP are much more valuable than monies. Doing ~3 runs/day gets you plenty of $$, and once you build a large enough stockpile you can spend however. I like to stay above 5M monies and 1M SP. Leveling SSRs is expensive.
I do not buy SP in the daily shop, I just 100% events and play 3-5 careers per day
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>>563514341
you need money for a bunch of shit and you need SP for exactly one thing. maybe if you pulled on every single card banner you would need to do daily races for more. either that or you're new and you need to level up a bunch of shit at once.
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>>563514594
Ignore the expired banners, but this is my Late Plan
Ends have stuff like CB Wit, HishiAma Power and so on, I would need to look again
Structuring your plan to replace a card in each slot every 6-8 months is a good way to plan ahead
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>first hit of the week
I'm sure this'll hold for another week
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This multi-select gotta be new right...? I've been doing it each one like a tard
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>>563514983
no?
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6 stars when?
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>>563515043
>reddit tahcyon
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>>563514983
haha nice one bro it would be really funny if someeone had no idea the multi-select was right there for months
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STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!
You have been visited by
OFFICERS BAKUSHIN O AND WINDY OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISION
No arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday
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>3 clocks on HJF
ur homefield advantage????
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>731k retention already
Safe for another week.
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>>563515250
Fuck off back to /umaJP/, you make the exact same 0 effort absolutely trash posts in both threads and they are a detriment to both, but at least in JP it's only people that recognize the character you're a porn addict to.
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creek or daiwa?
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>>563515275
If you want to make your own, the tool I used is https://umacaratcalculator.com/
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How does my guts deck look
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>get the first chain event of 10 different cards that aren't even in my deck
>not a single chain event for my cards finishes
Is this game for real?
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>>563514341
Always money, bwo.
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Bwoth.
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>[CHAIR CLATTERING]
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>>563515435
Creek.
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We are still umadachis, right?
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>>563515594
In 5 minutes.
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>>563514583
Stop being gay
https://litter.catbox.moe/v2w08yt5upieqb2p.png
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>>563515594
back off, gaylord
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Maya's trainer-chan was a woman all along???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9eUDKcvCxI
uma for this feel?
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>>563515784
Based, thank you.
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>>563515874
yea
me
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>>563515924
On the upside you can call them a Trumptard or a MAGAtard and it's the worst thing you can call them
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>>563515874
Common yurichad W
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So much AI slop holy fuck
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>>563515924
insulting as tranny worked until 90% 4shit turned trans
now its just stating the truth
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>>563515924
That's what happens when you don't gatekeep and let your strategy pet raising sim game general get infested with genuine faggots that don't play the game and just jerk off to the characters, even the ones not actually in the version of the game the thread is for.
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>>563515967
/v/roon...
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>>563516136
karl marx spoke of this
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>>563516116
kissing Doto
Pinching her nipples
Having her piss on me
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>>563515076
Cute noises, lots of affection and nosebleeds every single time.
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>>563516350
Because I want her to piss on me? If I wanted to piss on an uma, it'd be Dober or Mcqueen. You could never understand my pure heart.
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What's sex with Sakura Chiyono O like?
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Yeah when you're genuinely a porn addict that can't go 5 minutes without touching yourself, and can't even play a video game without jerking off at the same time, then normal people must seem like NPCs.
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>>563515109
My mom had sex with Urara?? Holy based.
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>>563516832
max wit plus a bunch of skill hints for each distance is very strong sugoi desu ne
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>Anti-JP schizo vs AIfag
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>>563515967
Post your hand
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>>563516434
>game discussion
>zero game related posts
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look at this shop tho
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uh oh npc melty
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What would it be like to make out with your trainee? She'd be inexperienced and nervous, and both of you would feel the stigmata from the forbiddent student x teacher relationship.
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>THE STRONGEST MILER
>Legend Race is Sprint
Fuck I threw my Oguri (sprint E) at it, was wondering how I lost lol
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>>563517045
>jerked off to her swimsuit alt
>jerked off to her anime alt
i've been going about this wrong.
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>>563517060
no, look at my items
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>>563514594
Key End banners are
CB Wit, either form
Sweep is probably optional, but worth looking at
HishiAma Power
Duramente Speed is probably optional
Taishin Wit
SiL Speed
Dream Journey Speed
Duramente Stam
Durandal Wit
I think, I’m not an expert on Ends
Of course anni banners and human rights banners should be included
I dont know when they get Guts or Power upgrades
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I kinna hate it when my uma spoils a photo finish result with her happy face
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>>563517127
Umm acshually it contributes to the Stakes Epithet
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The fuck is going on?
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Did you know in Uma Moosoome
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>>563517194
based
your favorite horse?
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>>563517182
Do you want to practice?
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>One autistic retard gets doxed and kicked from his club
>Post quality decreases
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>>563517470
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I think you were supposed to post ogurin not smart falcon
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>>563517082
>She'd be inexperienced and nervous
No, she wouldn't.
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>>563515286
I like Bakushin's energy. I like Shinko's teeth.
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>>563517082
analytical.
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I know you're camped out in these threads, jannies
do your fucking job already
uma musume
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>>563517706
>referet
You are turning into a ferret?
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>>563517610
hm
I wonder where he is now
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>>563517610
Declaring war on a shitposter known for being impossible to get rid of even through /qa/ thread after /qa/ thread is a fucking stupid idea if you want a usable thread. According to the /qa/ threads we're in for years of this now.
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Why is she looking at me like this?
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>>563516116
I decided to pick up sloppa generator again to compare just how bad the usual slops in here are. Guess the eyes and some part are still not as good with lazy sloppa but better than the spam here?
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>Never rolled Xoguri
Should I just fucking quit the game? Probably the biggest account brick I could have possibly done. I'm screwed on half the CM's for the next fucking year.
Whatever. I might just delete my account. I don't care anymore.
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>>563518138
Uhhh gwo your paid selector?
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I could rape a Dotoposter and no one would know.
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>>563518138
you can still buhi for XOguri
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we're about to ningenpyoi and you umas can't do a thing about it
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>>563518294
No way.
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>>563516782
Oh, and if you’re worried about Bikos unique, asides from her own chain, Light Hello and Neicha also give Maximum energy
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>>563518551
my daring gf tact
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What different phrases would a Super Creek plush doll say when squeezed?
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7 and I stop gaying up the thread for 48 hours.
6 and I will seduce an Anon.
Anything else and I fap to Dick-Anon and call it a day.
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>>563518265
I don't play "only for CM's" but I like to win
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>>563518289
I'm not spending real money on a gacha game
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I heard she's good til evolved skills for a lot of CM's
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>>563517710
Shame she's stuck in anime-only limbo I'd oshi her so fast
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>>563517610
Not to defend the guy who spammed in-game screenshots on the JP thread butthere's actually a somewhat proof in the archive that he's not the scat spammer. Although it's quite suspicious that they both name their filenames manually, the scat spammer actually was an S+ shitter who lost his Pisces cup (3rd place) meanwhile the kicked member is an SS with Platinum Pisce cup.Or they're both alts.
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>>563518710
>I don't play "only for CM's" but I like to win
Looks like you didn't like winning hard enough given that you're quitting LMAO
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>>563518614
Fuji shouldn't be there
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>>563518710
It's just 20 bucks bwo, I'm sure you've already spent a good amount of hours in this game to justify that right?
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Finally done with this shit.
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>>563518767
There's something unironically hilarious about people calling it spamming to post like 6 screenshots of the game the thread is for over an hour. This thread gets 6 AI porn images or 6 screeching posts about JP anons within 10 minutes when the wrong autists are triggered
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>mayano and nishino streamers
Huh??
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No Maruzensky
We will not have umapyoi tonight because of this
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>>563518964
No, honestly. And its $33.15 CAD after taxes and digital goods taxes.
>>563518939
I probably will. I just usually oshi run anyways.
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>>563519215
Soon~
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The umas (You) put so much effort into training, compete for a mini statue of an old fat naked man. How does that make you feel?
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>>563519361
I don't care about the TP, but why do they have to reduce career rewards?
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>>563519115
I mean if there's actual confirmation that's the end of it, I'm just saying giving your files basic names seems pretty normal. Maybe I'm just too old, I'm used to PC images being rarer and you couldn't just AI generate thousands of slops that would take more effort to name than download.
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>>563519430
everyone can use nimble
even front
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>people scream for months that Xoguri will be extrenely meta
>she's meta and CM sweat skippers now have regrets
It's a special kind of retardation
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>>563519430
The pic
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aghhhh that could've been mile or even medium
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>>563519616
No clue,
I just use it because I can see what the downsides are of me skipping X race
https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
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>>563518607
iiko iiko
yoshi yoshi
amayaka shitai
ara ara
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>>563519765
Sure but if you don't hit angling you're probably dead to xOguri
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>>563519647
you will be raped
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uh oh
I haven't done them yet lmao
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I'm sorry
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>>563519808
Nimble has the same accel rate as Angling and if you're close enough to the lead to proc it you're getting the same benefit. Plus you can proc angling after nimble nav if you can ovetake the lead with speed carry over.
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>>563519546
Basic filenames are normal. It's just the keymashed one. Could also just be a coincidence, too, but, yeah. There was an actual confirmation in the archives, and in Fukuanon's title.
The scat spammer went on a melty over losing Pisces cup (3rd) while using Summer Maruzensky. While Fukuanon is using a "Pisces Platinum" as his title.
>>563519694
It wasn't just 1 per hour. I'm not saying he shouldn't post there, but that there was an intent made.
Fukuanon being kicked is still his fault in the end. iirc their Danchou didn't even want to kick him but just called him to stop whatever he was doing, but he didn't, which resulted with the kick.
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>>563520106
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Brother
A&S
phase>=2
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Nimble
infront_near_lane_time>=1s
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You're making up impossible scenarios
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why the hell did i just find an image of Doto wearing a bikini colored like the irish flag
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Do I take this skill for CM or not? Is it even worth anything?
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>>563520484
Irish horse
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>>563520615
i thought this was some race/flag fetish shit but nope. intentional. artist colored it like that.
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>>563520539
it's a mid-race velocity skill
what's the problem here
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>>563520430
>not having enough stamina to enter last spurt mode almost immediately
Actual skill issue
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>>563520712
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>>563520793
Okay, should I pick it if I have these then? I have not enough SP to take it as well, so I should throw away something.
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>>563520339
>just called him to stop whatever he was doing, but he didn't
Do we actually know that? I never saw them doxxed twice. I'd bet cash money that the little bitch that went out of the way to dox them and tattletale across no less than 3 threads also went out of the way to fake a couple more posts to get them kicked.
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>>563520430
is_lastspurt doesn't mean last spurt retardgwo, you're probaly using an outdated Gaslightator
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I DON'T NEED SNOWY DAYS YOU GUNDAM WANZER KNIGHTMARE FRAME BITCH
I DON'T NEED SNOWY DAYS YOU GUNDAM WANZER KNIGHTMARE FRAME BITCH
I DON'T NEED SNOWY DAYS YOU GUNDAM WANZER KNIGHTMARE FRAME BITCH
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>>563521134
His post after getting kicked was a confirmation enough that it was him that continued it after getting called out. It was also the danchou himself who apparently saw him in the act, and kicked him after.
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>>563520990
You are retarded, if you are in range to proc nimble navigator vs A&S, theres a good chance you actually overtake because nimble navigator lasts longer. Plus if you have skills like barcarole/homestretch haste, or if you have medium S and they don't, or things like right-handed/firm course menace then you can absolutely win.
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>>563521370
>His post after getting kicked was a confirmation enough
what post after getting kicked out? was it actually something that couldn't be faked? A screenshot in game?
>It was also the danchou himself who apparently saw him in the act
I actually have no clue what this means, was the issue not just JP thread posts talking about global
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>>563521483
Sure man, if your front runner catches up to spot 1 after they procced their accel perfectly you will win
but at that point I can only imagine how bad the other front runner has to be
so please close your mouth and breath through your nose
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12* medium btw
double circle btw
on a run with fast learner, dd + pp and all chains finished
when will the suffering end
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>>563521562
So why is this >>563521053 different from yours? Seems to me like you fucked up
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ONLY 3 MORE MONTHS OF TRACKBLAZER LEFT
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>>563521909
>sweepy and flower
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>>563521852
I cant take those yes.
Or I took them.
I can cancel out Goof(but idk why, seems good no?), Homestretch, 1500000cc, med corners and late surger savvy, take that gold skill as well and try to fit everything in, but also I am not sure that midskill really useful
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>>563521850
If you think I will believe the gaslight general even for 1 moment
when you can literally tamper with the results
You might be retarded
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>>563522025
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IT'S SENIOR YEAR OCTOBER AND I HAVEN'T. HAD. A. SINGLE. SPEED. WEIGHT. FUCK. OFF. FUCK. OFF. FUCK. OFF. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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>>563521481
I mean he could have reasoned that it wasn't him instead of the post he made merely accepting it.
It wasn't also the first time Rebricked kicked a member only to accept them later once given an excuse so they're open about these things.
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>Best of luck to you, I only was there a week but it was a fine club. I hop them too often to really be mad.
While it wasn't any confirmation either, he could have reasoned since their danchou initially decided to let it go.
>It was also the danchou himself who apparently saw him in the act
danchou just said
>I said if I see it again I'll kick him and I just saw it. again I want to reiterate that none of you bandwagoning faggots had any influence on the decision tho, it was completely my own
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>Spending time with Super Creek in the hot springs
Imagine...
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>>563522120
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>>563522113
FAKE NEWS
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Poor Seiun, I ruined this boy's gardening project.
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>>563522089
goof has very hard conditions to meet
phase>=2
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and its only for 1 accel as opposed to all the other skills that either activate at really good timings (pump and beyond) for 0.2 accel
or are 0.4 accel (no stopping me and on your left)
mid skills are lobby dependent in the end you just want to be at position 6 how you get there is for you to gamble/figure out
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>>563522120
It is a mystery
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>>563522120
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mr cygames
why did you make a wedding alt for a literal child character?
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>>563521562
RETARD
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we upgraded her design
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>>563521317
>He needs front runner corner/straights lv1 or early lead lv1
Have you tried making parents? Who am I kidding, of course you didn't.
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>>563522386
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>>563522205
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>>563522386
To avoid giving them swimsuits
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>>563522348
Won't I be able to overtake someone during late race here? It's pretty long corner for that time.
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>>563520430
>You're making up impossible scenarios
retard
>>563520106
>Nimble has the same accel rate as Angling and if you're close enough to the lead to proc it you're getting the same benefit.
this part is true
>Plus you can proc angling after nimble nav if you can ovetake the lead with speed carry over.
good luck with that
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Uma Musume is a lot more enjoyable once you stop using all these tools to optimize skill activations and stats
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>>563513803
but you need multiple copies to unlock her 勝負服
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>>563522147
>I mean he could have reasoned that it wasn't him
he was already kicked, and this is 4chan. you are a fucking idiot if you think posting "wtf it wasn't me bro" is going to get any response other than mocking.
>and I just saw it
I just take it that danchou is stupid enough to take any anonymous post they see that fits the pattern as proof. There was already a dozen different "theories" about how the shit poster and game image poster and ntr poster were all 1 person. looking at the JP thread from that day myself, there was no 2nd dox and it sounds like Rebricked Danchou can't fathom that announcing "if I see any mean anonymous posts I'll kick a club member" will result in more bad posts from other people waiting with popcorn to see the drama. If anything the goodbye post being so utterly devoid of drama makes it sound like it's not the case.
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>>563522734
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Alright, I caved and rolled Nishino Flower like WitGOD demanded I do because he said if you aren't going to whale this game then she is Seiun-level important, and got her with 4 10-rolls. How do I use her?
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last day to complete Curren missions
get to it
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>revert revert revert
nice bot sweeptards
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>>563522883
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>>563522972
Whore
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YOU FUCKING MONGRELS
THE WHOLE DISCUSSION IS THAT YOU CANT NSM INTO ANGLING
at least follow the chain if you want to butt in
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>>563522927
she's for Sprint/Mile race
like Taiki
also high affinity with Taiki
she's Taiki's parent
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none are guts build and have easily 10+ skills
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majority of them, I have like 2-3 left that need redoing
no way that catapults me to suddenly do 800k+ to comfy maintain every week
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Cygames will make Maya's 3rd alt the strongest pace chaser in the game after they made her 2nd alt the strongest front runner
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she is truly the most goated racer
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>>563523079
>THE WHOLE DISCUSSION IS THAT YOU CANT NSM INTO ANGLING
retard
https://litter.catbox.moe/gp6pkl.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/xn7qtc.mp4
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>>563523275
dibs on summer maya
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This is my plan for my future team trial setup. It'll also inform my CM aces.
As you can see I'm missing some slots. Any recommendations? I'm thinking Maya Front for Long. Maybe Maruzensky Front for Mile. Any alts worth swapping in?
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>>563523417
>both of them piggy backing angling and NSM on each other
This is fucked up
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Alright, bros, can you help me out? What card should I uncap? Been thinking of Nice but was told that she becomes obsolete soon.
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>finishes career with these leftovers
>31 races
>S+
How do I optimize?
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destroyed
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>>563523297i don't even know how to beat f15 since i'm not invested enough into multistatus ugly bullshit teams and wasting literal days to clear all those shitty achievements
md infinity and post c6 starlight rework were a mistake
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>>563523324
Why would you want that?
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mambo
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>>563523636
nyes
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>>563523636
Does she work for this CM?
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>>563517082
>inexperienced and nervous, and both of you would feel the stigmata from the forbiddent student x teacher relationship
あぅあぅ
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>>563524045
mambo captured
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Yeppers please. I only brought you for NSM please give me NSM
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Esoteric Keiba predictions
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>>563524121
It do be like that's a 4 month old video posted in response to someone claiming that you "CANT NSM INTO ANGLING", mister Trainer.
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forgot image
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Is this good? Should I go back to try and get more stats somehow?
Borrowed NTR and my own 0LB yeppers and 0LB Natie...
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>>563524360
When Daring Tact releases
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WHAT THE FUCK??????? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BITCH DOING IN JUNIOR LATE AUGUST??????? FUCK THIS RETARDED GAME
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There are limbabs in this thread, right NOW
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>>563524013The easiest way to beat F15 is to just solo the entire MD with all starlight passives active. You may need to get lucky with early hidden bosses or you'll start struggling in F13+. If you get atleast 50+ ADV then you'll break even or get a little more starlight than you've spent, assuming you never search for packs or use starlight in crafting
Umamusume
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>>563524661
kwab!
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>>563524612
because she is not built for med and she has zero mid race skills
thought the hints might be useful
late surger btw
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>>563524497
>Liberty Island
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>>563524523
Right deck is probably the move. FM + NN should be enough for 1100+ if you're using wit training to rest/break chains
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>>563524119
She's a must have for every pace chasers
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A young uma stands in her lab. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2026, is this young uma's birthday. Though it was nineteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this young uma be?
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>>563525013
>BUHIIIIIIII
Yes?
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please i need 1lb yeppers for that wit bonus at least so pls spook me yeppers
0lb yeppers is FUCKING DOG SHIT
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a true f2p player would never MLB a single SSR card
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>Special Week double crown winner
Seiun Sky doesn't even care that Spe stole her title
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lol
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>>563525351
nani kore
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>>563525314
ummm uhhh eeehhh i like uuuhhh her +30 initial wit and at least her wit recovery is not 3 uuhhhh
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>>563515073
Dont have one (yet) lil brat is not comming home
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I'm sorry gwo but I don't even think about team trials. Its not hard to get into class 6 if you just update umas to the current scenario but even then I just bounce in class 5 cause I dont feel like updating my teams right away. You probably want to show what uma you have though.
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>>563525368
You guys don't plan ahead and make a schedule of what you want/need to roll?
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I mean outside of welfares, whatever I get rolling for cards that feature any of the umas I'm planning on getting. Not really looking for builds just thematic/practical auxiliaries to add in. Like Maya for long or Maruzensky for mile. Need two more for Dirt.
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Race (x1-5) then vita20+wit or charmtrain. It's fine to race at zero energy. Only raise energy properly for summer and maybe one or two other training sequence opportunities with megaphone, usually start of year or just after summer.
It's pretty soulless after you get the idea.
Make a schedule with just the G1s. The minor epithets aren't worth thinking about. OP races are fine to take if the shop is good.
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Cute and funni thread
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nsm is too broken gwos thats why they had to balance yeppers wit...
we can only MLB her to lessen the brick...
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Bro, its a team trials setup. It has members missing. I don't care about builds and meta because I only plan on rolling for cards that feature umas I like.
There's a theme going, what umas would fit the team?
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>>563526157
This is somehow worse than umarolling.
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KYAAAAAA
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Is this allowed
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We've had enough time since MANT came out. What's your team trials team looking like?
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>>563526247
Still not what I asked.
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>>563526220
bro you're MANT parents?
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>>563526375
Cunny turned this thread straight
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mfw
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Can blood even flow with those?
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Who is the Roxas of Umamusume?
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>>563526394
Feels like you're asking for gay
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hm
I guess janny and snitchfag are on cooldown
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What's the /uma/rdict on this card?
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2020 was 6 years ago
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I just started my first full career run with Nishino after downloading and pulling her first try
Are races scripted? Can I lose races Im supposed to win and lose ones I should'nt? It feels like the game wants me really hard to lose or win at certain intervals
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>>563526702
How about Rice
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>>563526848
The true prize of the rerun banner. Then 2.0 drops in a year in a half.
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it will be 7 next year
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nothing is scripted. Urara is a short dirt races horse and one of her races is a long turf race you're "supposed" to lose, but there's even a special dedicated scene for if you break the fuck out of the game to make her able to win that race.
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>borrowing yeppers
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Career races aren't scripted. You can win every single one you enter. If the career goal says "Run in [X Race]" it's a race you're not expected to win because your uma has naturally poor aptitude for that distance/surface. For Nishino Flower, you're not expected to win the Oaks because she has shit Medium aptitude, but it's still winnable if you use legacies with Medium pink sparks.
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Evens I skip
7 I roll till I get Nishino
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Cozy Memories of Wanko Soba
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Can you believe Christopher Lee voiced a character in fucking Kingdom Hearts?
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Good but Killer Tunes is not Daring Strike levels of good and you can cap power with lesser power cards or reach high power with no power cards at all so yeah, there are often better options to borrow
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>>563527478
>how do you guys find uma porn on twitter
It just appears on my "for you" tab, and then I follow the artist
You can have this artist. He drew Seiun Sky dog fucking 2 hours agohttps://x.com/asdkd123
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Marv has NO BOOSTS whatsoever
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Raisu
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For one, Disney then was not the company it is now, but regardless had crazy reach.
Secondly, as much as he loves serious roles (apparently his favorite book was not the LotR trilogy but rather The Last Unicorn which is why he voices the villain in its movie in both the English and German dubs), as shown with his role in The Man With the Golden Gun, he loves cheesy campy shit too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoemQ3uz890
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me when post the observation that non-welfare SSR is actually better than welfare SSR
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>that time they were shooting the scene of Saruman getting stabbed by Wormtongue and he has to tell Peter Jackson that when you stab someone in the back, they don't scream because the knife penetrates the lungs and they've lost the ability to exhale with force
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anyone ever go back in their images and wonder how you got into umamusume?
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yeah
uma will do specific pose based on their result
most uma have one for first place, non-first place, and really bad finish
there are some exceptions like Nature (still happy with 3rd) and Urara (happy no matter what)