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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
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The state of tracen trainers
Tachyons trainer isnt present as he is undergoing additional experiments
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Suzucute!
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Remember to always cum in Nishino Flower
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boysex thread
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>>563544432
>boysex OP
holy moly
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ai pony puss
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okay this should be enough
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>:D
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>>563544637
i deleted because anon was first, if the thread gets deleted that's on the jannies
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>>563544620
Yes please
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boys!! boys!! boys!!!
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kissing Nishino
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>>563544551
flattie love
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Good evening bros
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>>563544769
why is she like this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8bvYlqy9A
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Is Nishino's ult good for CM13? She's improved Taiki so it should, right?
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>>563543678
>sends Makween into a sprint race
>she gets destroyed
>"What the fuck???"
>chat tells him he just sent a long distance uma into a short distance race
>"How the fuck was I supposed to know that??"
Watching this nigger play uma gave me permanent brain damage.
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>>563544786
thank you for the attempted bake anyway!
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>>563544821
Boy umas...
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>>563544778
yet to use a clock
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VF is my favorite streamer
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>>563544970
xqc just gambled and then lost at the start even though he whaled hard right around when bourbon came out
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>>563544993
No it's not
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>>563545075
I'm glad I wasn't into uma yet because I would have lost my mind--whenever a streamer or anyone waddles into my field of expertise most of the time I have to close it because I get jealous(?) and mad!! like if I see a pokemon tier list of best games or whatever
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uh oh. melty
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>>563544913
good evening
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>>563545254
I always get mad whenever a streamer I watch plays a game I have a lot of experience with likepath of exile
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>Retard is posting scat
>All I have to do is turn off thumbnails.
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what jp horses do you really want to see as umas? i'll start with some less obvious picks
>Agnes Flight
2000 Derby winner (by 7cm from Shakur), Tachyon full brother
also would be a rare end closer uma
>Marialite
2016 Takarazuka Kinen upset winning mare, got its own episode in Kitasan's anime season (DAREEEEE!?)
think she could very easily get a great character story around it
>Hokuto Vega
90s mare who was switched to dirt late into her career and instantly got a 9-win streak on jp dirt races, then had a life-ending injury at the '97 Dubai World Cup (was supposed to be her retirement race and she was 7 years old already... i hate horseracing sometimes)
we need MORE dirt umas
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>>563544970
I watch him because he's the peak of dimwits, I'm interested in how a half retarded person who hasn't been NPC programmed properly thinks, it's very amusing
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>>563545253
6 inches, but fairly girthy, especially around the middle of it
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>>563544712
she looks like a RAPIST
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>>563545091
A chai latte?
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>>563545253
15cm
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>>563545045
I HAVE WORSE RESULTS WITH PROFICIENT UMAS
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>post a link to an adaptation of Romeo X Juliet on /tv/
>permab& until got new ISP
>faggots spam scat and no ban
wakaranai
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>>563545298
Good morning Spe-baby
>>563545590
It's caramel
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>>563545761
anon, that adaptation is the one with actual cp in it, dont be coy
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but it's actually /a/ uma, not jp
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>>563545253
6in
i don't feel good about it. it don't look great on camera.
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I would fuck that Spe baby.
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uh oh, someone's having a melty (for three consecutive days)
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>>563545564
Same, Croix du Nord for me too. And the rest of that gen for that matter. Other than that, definitely the Kaneko horses (never ever...)
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>>563545704
i won't even glue you for bad inspo, champ
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>>563545580
Pot calling the kettle black
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>>563545761
He's behind 7 proxies he can go all day. Downside of a non-account system. Just use up all the images and live in the thread till page 10 keeps retards like him at bay for a few hours.
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>>563546168
man i hate all this shitposting
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Ok but how many times can you cum?
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>>563545994
>/tv/ pedo memorized the films where 16 year olds aren't wearing shirts
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>>563546196
2-3 times ina day but I don't like how weak the loads are so I cum like once every few days
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>>563546232
Lalatore wearing these bad boys
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>>563546196
5 times a day if im jacking off, if im having sex usually i top out at 4, but if i hit my max my balls hurt
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>>563546213
16 year old is hebe and too old tho
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I feel like I woke up from a bad dream, why do i have your tributes in my uma folder?
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>>563546204
not in burgerland, which is where 4chan has its jurisdiction
>>563546213
slander and defamation
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>>563546196
What >>563546297 said
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>>563546196
my record is 12
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If you want to keep the shitposter at bay, you know what works.
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I will only save dacchi tributes if they cum with their ass
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It's a shit storm in here
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>>563546508
i'll go turn my tablet on.
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Incredible
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>>563546636
explain this then
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>>563546647
I am saying this
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OOPSIE MISCLICK
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so what cons will you eurobros go to this year
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>>563546386
you have my tribute saved in your uma folder?
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Funny we'd have a scatposter right as I'm about to go get a stool sample taken.
Which Uma have had parasites or other gastrointestinal infections
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>>563546508
must...engage...with (You)s...
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>>563546508
You know what, its an older vid and not a trib but Im posting it
https://litter.catbox.moe/ksovokbwel7pvcrk.webm
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>>563546792
small dicks are cute
>>563546808
there's no Uma in the video
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WHEN CAN I ROLL FOR HER
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>>563546769
there's no that many honestly, I was gonna go to dokomi but meh
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meant for >>563546769
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>>563546808
haha wow nice cock bro
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>>563546792
Mine is on the small side too (4~5 inches) but the girth makes it looks smaller because it's so thick
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>>563546825
Yooo my friend is one of the organizers for touhoufest. I didn't go last year tho since they put it so close to AX and overlapping another con.
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>>563547041
nothing that interesting in the con itself this time around that I wanna see
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>>563546918
Semi-limited anni banner with a single rerun a year and a half later, do NOT miss
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>>563544508
I look forward to having my own Glory Eyes
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>>563547075
is the joke here sex?
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just give me one more day to recharge. i'm thinking maruzen.
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>>563547132
oh, that's fair enough
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>>563547167
ok, so I just need to save 30k by next November? Easy as shit, I'll make sure and reserve the carats
I hear she's unticketable, whatever that means. I assume she's not on legends races unlock until about 3 years from now
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>>563547041
you're telling me, its especially worse this year because its also during the world cup
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>>563547241
succubus
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>>563547416
oh my god it actually works.
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>it actually worked
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>>563547374
I forgot that was happening too...yeah definitely not this year then. would also like for everything to settle down first which sucks because what if it doesn't?
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>>563547185
I will stay as her only fan and keep her for myself
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>>563547416
That’s what he wants. He doesn’t want to see jp umas posted and wants to see dick/erp/gay garbage spammed instead to completely derail the general and anons are just falling for it hook line and sinker
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>>563546890
On a scale of one to ten, how great would sex with Super Creek be?
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>>563547491
I really like that Kitasan face. That's the one she would make when getting headpats too.
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is someone taking stray bullets?
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does anyone have any suggestions as to who to use for cm13? if red shift is so good then triple front would be optimal no? would be my third time using kitasan in a row...
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Cum from this Anon. >>563546808
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>>563546792
It's fine man.
All the women I know tell me that thickness is more important than length.
If you have neither like me you're fucked, atleast the fictional horse girls don't care.
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unticketable meaning that you can't buy her from a paid selector ticket, so your only realistic chance of getting her is from her banner
she's in the pool for 3 star umas afterwards but the chances of getting her specifically from a spook is like lottery ticket odds
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>>563547790
i'll make ONE (1) room
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stop this
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this feels like when you pretend going back to work when the teacher walks back into the classroom
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Still
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*Says this after knocking you down, straddling you and pinning you with her hand on your chest.*
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>>563548136
I really hate this xitter culture of adding that black zoomer in every gif
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>>563548185
I hate tomatoes on burgers
there I said it
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>>563548049
results
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>>563548173
In
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>>563548232
you learn to embrace it
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>>563548232
I dont understand why he's spammed so much but I hate seeing negroid faces so much
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>>563548232
why?
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>>563548268
Stupid Anon, I never learn my lesson.
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>>563548296
Love
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>>563548329
Once you have to interact with actual blacks in xitter, you discover that they really can't write, they're so low IQ that they only know how to spam reaction gifs
>>563548335
Umas are beautiful women, putting a negro in the same image is like drawing scat
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>>563548232
Anyone that uses it outs themselves as either underage or an old person trying too hard to be hip and cool with the kids. Notice how I didn't say nigger because they both fall into the category.
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I would rather get scatposting than people posting nigger faces
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>>563548494
warning buhi
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>>563548438
paprika and cayenne
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>>563548582
Based. I hope good things happen to you.
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Will you roll for her?
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It's a bit hard to describe but you know that first whiff of spring as a child when the flowers bloom and it fills you with such peace and serenity that all earthly problems seem to vanish at the moment and you become one with the wind? It's like that but add 30l of female musk
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>>563548713
I will be sparking her if necessary (though I really hope it isn’t)
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>>563548773
But I love you, Anon... Please don't leave me...
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>>563548773
>staying on topic
LMAO
They are deleting Nishino Flower posts because they mods hate her
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>>563548896
>They are deleting Nishino Flower posts because they mods hate her
how pathetic
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i love uma
and i love ai
and you trannies have shit taste
where do i find soulmates that are not mentally ill and like what is actually superior??
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>>563548791
Good smell
Will be rolling
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>>563548528
just start MANT run and don't race at all
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Doto is evil. Why did he do that.
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>>563549096
>Dood, if you don't like the fact that thread quality is at an all time low, we are not comfy anymore and we are overrun with schizos, drama and bullshit just leave your home you've been in since before the first legend race
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>>563549032
I bet you don't have enough endurance to keep posting.
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>>563549229
and debut race isn't one?
mr.smart man
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>>563548750
Suzuka cant wait to see Spicaman already
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>>563549375
you're right I'm dum and forgot the debut race is still forced in MANT
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>>563549375
this image of fine always makes me horny
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>>563549284
all time low thread quality was on global release the current threads are completely fine and if you're saying that now you're just the shitposter trying to get people to leave the thread so you can take over
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>>563548931
You guys may be right, but I don't want to high roll and explode due to stress. I want to chill out and just start preparing for the next few CMs in advance.
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>Forget to bring a groundwork card
>Completely miss out on it, doesn't proc from inspirations
>3 blue
end me
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>>563549381
We must be the change we wish to see in the world
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AND I MISS YOU
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>>563549292
ok you got me mate
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>>563549427
>everyone who disagrees with me is the boogeyman schizo who is responsible for this.
Maybe I just wanna talk about the franchise with my bros instead of seeing a melty every thread, but whatever. Ill come back another day.
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>>563549115
jp shitter belong to trash
and /v/ma needs to be shot unironcially
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>>563549816
11:40PM
I can't wait to watch with you dacchis
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>>563549927
science is gay
take shrinepill
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>>563549925
for today nigger
dont get cocky
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>>563549965
Filly enjoyers are too euphoric to think straight
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>>563549965
You are right I dickpulled nishino flower, but not because I expected her to be useful for the cm, she just makes my dick hard as THE loli and happens to be a good parent or miler/sprinter, all i needed
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I hate that pulling for umas becomes worthless after you 5* unlock most of the starting roster.
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>Check my club's brand new join request within 30s of it being issued
>Account with 20m fans
>Instantly reject it
Sorry, uhhh "rajesh2026" or whatever the fuck your name was.
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>>563549463
>raped by Christmas Oguri
A-at least I did ok... B finals is secured...
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>>563549421
you're always horny
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>>563550128
whiter than you johnny and i have 15 cm
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I hate it
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>Yukino bijin gives you mood +5
What the fuck is her problem
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>>563550131
You didn't believe hard enough
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BASED
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>>563550542
It's too late, I cured the 10-turn skin condition by visiting the infirmary 3 times.
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Nishino Flower? More like Nishino Deflower after i'm done with her training
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>>563550131
Believe hard desu
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>>563550686
*downloads them without saying anything*
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>>563550827
i need moar
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>>563529210
wow this is fucking gross and i don't like the fact i think the first one is sexy.
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>>563550778
Not him but I would say everything this season is good but I'm easy to please
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>>563550778
I'd say it's a fine first, the neutral/villain cure is really cute and went viral
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>/m/ and /pc/ appear out of the woodwork
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is it okay for me to say that white highlight on yaeno hair looks like a buttplug?
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>>563551117
Yeah I've busted a nut to her.
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biwa insulted wining ticket?
what was the japanese like, does that uma script wiki have the jp versions of events?
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>>563550989
Gavan still hasn't really clicked with me but I've been intrigued enough to keep watching. Zeztz was eh at first but it really clicked with me right before the twist. I guess I'll make this Precure my first since I like the other two enough
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cool. thanks!
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>>563547952
sorry for the delay and thanks for joining!
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>>563545026
>big tits all in display
>overfeminine flirty personality
>"boy"
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>>563548773
I don't think there are any good alternatives. As much as I hate Discord, having a server with my club there is the best way of discussing the game. I know for a fact that at least 2 regular posters in /uma/ have never touched the game and only watched a couple of episodes of the anime. They're just here for the fun of shitposting.
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>racing against Vodka on mant
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A fail on recreation is only marginally better than a fail on infirmary so I'd rather take the option which has the higher chance of a successful cure. In this instance I wasn't too worried about getting my mood up after the cure as I was running Riko and had a cupcake.
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>bringing up old posts for no reason
typical discord user, read the room dimwit
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>>563551708
And how would you know that is the case anon?
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>>563551779
Actually I think I'll purposefully forget it!
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>>563551708
He really wants people to stop using /uma/
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>>563551661
>it's a Taiki beats your ass in NHK Mile like a redneck beats his daughter episode
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>>563551385
yeah, i love boy tits.
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>>563551871
sure am
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>>563551878
>redneck beats his daughter episode
is this real
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I need Uma Oyakodon in my life
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>>563550336
Call me petty, but Playtime's Over being an agemasen eventbecause of course it is during this period of Cygayswas a slight dealbreaker to me. Even if part of her kit is okay, Unyielding is still in its bad form and I have to hold back on doing fun pulls until at least Neicheer/Kingu.
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There are only 3 posters here I like.
My danchou.
The guy who makes CM rooms.
The fake gay Chiyoposter when nobody replies to him.
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>>563552056
quite the earfull isn't she
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>>563552275
you don't like your fellow helios posters?
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You guys should be nicer to me.
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you guys should be meaner to him
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>>563552275
aww, I like you too anon!everyone else too of course but don't let them know that
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>>563552275
You'll like me if you know what's good for you.
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>sample
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>>563552431
Chiyono Anon! Hi!
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>>563548773
>Do I have to join reddit to discuss uma on topic or what?
we need a minor rule change and then for the jannies to enforce them.
We have /umajp/ for JP server, we have a dedicated Keiba thread on /sp/, why the fuck is there no global thread? /uma/ should just be the global thread. If jannies banned the retards posting off topic shit then it would be easier for threads to remain on topic and there wouldn't be constant schizo wars between different groups that never belonged in 1 thread to begin with.
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>sample
Brother please treat yourself better
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>>563552565
This could be us.
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Hmmmmmmmmm
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>anon asks about Lilac's gimmick
>"Kobe-onna who forms a manzai duo with her trainer with her as the tsukkomi and the trainer as the boke. Married comedy duo shenanigans but her trainer is also dense as fuck"
>insert ~20 (You)'s because nobody knows what the fuck that second anon is saying
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>>563552275
>fake
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I love Rice
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>>563552707
I-I'd like that...
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>mant broke /uma/
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>all time low thread quality was on global release
that's an absolute joke. we actually had on topic discussion and the JP spammers were so outnumbered that you couldn't even notice them. It was an optimistic thread full of people enjoying a fresh new game together and it was great.
>the current threads are completely fine
if you think so you're part of the problem. I don't want to see literal human shit. I don't want to see discussion of a completely different game. I don't want to see constant infighting over shit that has nothing to do with the game. I don't want to see your drama where you demand someone get kicked from their club because they bullied JP players. I don't want to see hundreds of posts about schizos and hundreds of posts by schizos.
I want a thread about global uma musume. Why do we not have one?
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>>563552817
how the fuck are /v/tards even playing this game when they don't know basic JP/otaku stuff is beyond me honestly
what draws them to uma musume?
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>>563552870
>non-fan runner exposes himself
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>>563553005
Hey man it only happened once leave me alone.
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>>563551293
HaLp the exclamation points are haunting me
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>>563553061
don't shay that...
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>>563552275
There is also Stego Anon, Chiyono Anon and Falco Tranny Anon.
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I'm leaving for work can I please get a (You)?
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>>563552961
I only ever did parent runs...
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fall for the stinko windy propaganda
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You can have a knuckle sandwich
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>>563553136
Which uma does the opposite?because I do that
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>>563552709
Which part of my post was pretending to be someone else retard? Do you think specific posters own the IP of specific umas? It's an anonymous forum and schizos like you that insist comments are "from X user" or "stealing X user's identity" are retarded as hell. I'm doing a service by decoupling a decent uma from a shitposter that wants to ruin the uma's reputation by associating them with a specific personality.
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>>563553436
>B86 W57 H81
Bro… her almonds are pretty big
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>>563553415
holy shit I love palmer now?? but how do you respond to this rebuttal >>563553494
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>>563553543
Damn you're into some kinky shit.
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Kawakami
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>double circle with mant parents
>multiple medium sparks with a 3* one
>no S for like 10 runs now
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>>563553540
Happy birthday faggot
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>>563553436
She's just medium
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I thought she was small but she's actually an ushi musume...
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King is loaded, there's a scene where she talks to gold city about expensive skin care. she's the real deal.
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Isn't Palmer also rich by virtue of being a Mejiro?
>>563553661
Kawakami kind of fits but she's more so pretending to be a precure than anything else.
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>if they are not interested in the idol part of the game
Never said that, they do talk about franchise stuff and other fun off topic bs, but yeah. It's not my main thread because of speed, but it's nice to visit.
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>>563553540
You have to give other people cake on your birthday don't you know?
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Stego anon is a fucking loser and I hate him.
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>>563554089
>firing the gay beam from SEED
I am disowning Mambo. Get her the fuck out of my stables.
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All the cheermas have 1/2* originals
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>He stopped posting here
>scat posted in /umajp/
noticing
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>>563554285
do you want a cookie for figuring out that 1 person can't multiply to post in multiple threads at the same time at the same speed they could post in 1 thread? he's said directly many times that JP is his enemy and that he'll only stop when the thread segregates.
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>"ummm if you guys post JP umas in global I'm posting scat! *bunch of anger emojis so that you take him seriously*"
>that happens, he posts scat
>he gets banned every 2 minutes
>jumps over to jp because he really hates jp umas in global and so he has to spam a dead thread
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only after dinner is served
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>>563554329
I see
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>do you want a cookie
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Ikuno looks cuter with her glasses.
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>>563554191
it's SEED beam, yes
but it's from her own cannon
>what?
yes
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>Guys if you ebebebe abububu blblblbll alalalal
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But she's a 2*...
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>>563554614
post your cm12 aces
I've been waiting for the complainers to ever post anything related to current CM with absolutely 0 success, almost like......... they don't even play the game at all
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You're all prancing la la homo faggots
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>>563554937
that has been evident for a few days now
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>>563554937
prancing is fun
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>>563554614
we made the baby cry
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Almond Ai
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>>563553540
Happy birthday anon, go treat yourself to something nice
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>>563555107
What the fuck that fan makes every uma insta sexo wtfffff
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The Groove line genes are too strong
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anyone else most likely going to japan this year? hope to at least catch a g3 race while there. staying for either 1 or 3 months personally
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>>563555120
I've been asking the many Anti-JPschizos for their gameplay imagery for a while, yet they curiously never post any. Hell, they never post any images period for some reason, except when they pretend to avatarfag as someone, I guess.
These creaturas are weird, don't try to understand them, just [-] and move on.
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>>563555207
I was gonna go this year but because of you know what I probably am going next yearbecause I'm trying to go to holofes/magical mirai aswell
I hope to actually go to kasamatsu too
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ciao!
minna no senpai
maruzensky
iku wa yo
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>>563555207
nyo
too poor for that
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>>563555286
>I've been asking the many Anti-JPschizos for their gameplay imagery for a while, yet they curiously never post any.
Someone did when
Maybe that's because literally earlier this week when someone did provide gameplay imagery a JP player asked for, that JP player doxxed them and begged their danchou to kick them, you fucking idiot.
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>https://youtu.be/hGT0wPTpO-c?si=98KiqPv-v6exxThf
This always gets me emotional when I listen to it
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>>563555490
That was the highlight of the weekend.
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>>563555490
He is NOT the Anti-JP schizo
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>>563555490
I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure this is the reason, totally
still not a single screenshot of your ace or even a parent btw, nobody can doxx you if you post an uma without it being highlighted anywhere but yet they refuse to do that................. how very very curious
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>>563555286
I hate jpposters and I play the game.
I am Ryan parenting.
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>>563555616
It was proven that they got the wrong guy and just lynched that guy for posting their homescreen in the JP thread after JP players asked to see it, unless I misunderstood what was said earlier
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Uma- Not him but I doubt it's illegal. It's not child porn by definition unless it's sexual in nature and a film has a lot of artistic freedom.
Kind of how nudism is a child nudity loophole for pedos -Musume
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>>563555490
>he can't post any gameplay imagery that doesn't show team rating
All this mental gymnastics just to say "I don't play the game"
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>he's either a fag that ruins the threads and doesn't even play afraid to be outed and getting what he deserves or a retard that doesn't know how to hide his identifying information when posting materials on the internet, who also doesn't play
Lmao faggot
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Pink's wrong but screw it, I don't have the patience for this.
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>>563555787
That would cause an international scandal
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if i'm late gambling with pump + move beyond + no stopping me should i borrow ntr for firm course menace or sirius for from the brink
i feel like i just accept getting agemasen'd by the latter because i'm not beating oguri without gold accels activating at the right time
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>>563555803
almost like the complaining idiots never touched this game and are only complaining to stir shit up for no reason, VERY curious
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do people really expect us to not discuss the jp version of a game that released ~4.5 years later with all the information that comes in a gap that huge
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The funniest thing is that I'm that south american Naishu poster and I don't even care about JP umas. In fact I like them especially Hokko. I just greatly disliked Rebricked's danchou decision fueled by people believing umaJP is some kind of our overlords. I also pointed out that this behavior, believing everything you don't like must be the work of one person is literally schizo behavior, and it's bullshit. Also, obviously I'm not the guy kicked and I never posted about this topic again and somehow my post lives rent free in a few anons' minds.
Take it easy bros. I also already deleted that Naishu picture because I don't want to be an avatarfag, even indirectly. Also sorry for bringing this topic up again.
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Talk me out of it.
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>>563555928
it's okay anon, atleast we know you don't play the game at all
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>Ryan parenting
>reset was 8 hours ago
>first win daily
lmao
>>563555937
do not try to understand the mind of someone who does not play the game
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>>563555120
fucking look at this
happy now?
it's not good enough, I need to retrain
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>>563555937
Posting spoilers is the work of the devil though, even if it means people can schedule pulls properly
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>>563556081
My shop has been shit this run.
>>563556119
It didn't work but atleast it was just a get well soon.
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>>563556001
>failure% > single stat growth
Maybe you should and learn the hard way
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>he wants to blame /v/ma
This has been going on for months so we won't fall for this gaslight
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>>563556060
Fascinating, thanks for explaining! Power to you of course, gratz on being able to pull something like this off! Wish I could...
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>>563555286
The only info you need to know that the anti-JP schizo is a bronze summer Maruzensky S+ shitter during his Pisces Cup according to >>563520339. So he either doesn't play or just very very bad at the game
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Honestly sweepysite is quite solid VS gametora card compare
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>>563556093
I have been shit posting from work up until now. I opened the game to get a screenshot. I don't always make the best decisions. I'll show ya mine if you show me yours
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>>563556197
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>>563556115
yes, from what the posts actually contain. nothing malicious, just MANT posts that nobody would question if they were in /uma/. my bet is they saw /umajp/ on the catalogue and clicked it thinking it was /uma/, not realizing we even had 2 threads. it's not even like the JP uma images would be a red flag, they're posted in /uma/ all day long too.
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I'm bending a knee and building that hoguri I luckshitted off the valentine banner
12 bad runs in a row is really doing something to my mental
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>>563556315
I can actually confirm that the scatposter is an S+ shitter. He used to hang out in /v/ma mainly until they kicked him out, IIRC he had multiple melties where he lost finals before. I can even pull up the archive if you guys want
T. I vacation to /v/ma threads
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>>563556325
How about no?
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uh oh, hypocrite that hasn't posted any gameplay himself alert!!
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I'm pretty sure the spoiler anon is the one that got doxxed and just left the threads after that, we already got confirmation the shit poster and the neicha poster are different anons entirely and like you said the spoiler talk died after that basically. I doubt anyone complaining about spoilers was here from the start anyway, that's a newfag sort of whinging.
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>>563556593
it's not even about the game
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>>563556646
you're confusing the anon that was posting gameplay with one of 2+ confirmed schizos that are different people
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might as well, people are spamming archive links so we might as well get the ones that tell the actual story
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>>563556941
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>the ones that tell the actual story
Did this general get a sloptuber to make a crazy situation video or got linked to /v/? What's with all the drama sisters tourists?
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https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2043749763477319716
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>>563557028
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/730214271/#730217445
Here you go. Proof that the indian slop spammer is in fact, a complete shitter and not totopo, courtesy of our /v/ros.
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>>563557474
#freetotopo
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>>563556482
Here's Creek to cheer you up, Anon.
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INSANE
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FIRST SHOP
I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563556093
I showed you my d*ck answer me.
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>>563549016
Jesus Christ you're a fucking retard.
This is the worst CM to have any discussions about because the optimal strat is 2 Doms and an Ace HOguri.
Every retard knows how to build Doms so effectively the discussion boils down to "How can I make HOguri better?" And there's only so much you can talk about there.
When people talk about the next CM everything will get better
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>>563557474
The anon that posted >>563520339 here. This is the archive and screenshot of his finals before he proceeded to have a melty over his loss https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562545021/#q562553069
You can also ctrl+F deleted in this thread as well
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>>563557767
>the next CM
Anon...
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>>563547875
mmm I see
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wouldn't dober and ryan themselves be most optimal then? if you use another late you can only inherit those two (unless you get lucky and proc a maru gp)
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duuuuuuumb question but are the story support cards any good? I'm only now reading the story and just got finished with race showers
Do some have a higher priority than others?
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>>563557831
>at least this clears rebricked's name.
not really it makes rebricked look like shit for kicking someone that did nothing wrong just because drama lovers baited the danchou into making a fool of himself
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>>563557474
Imagine jobbing a Medium race of all races
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Fronts should be better in the next CM because of Redshift + Angling. Unless blocker Suzuka works then it will be more dick posting
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>used a cleat instead of a megaphone during climax
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Trainer-san run doko
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>>563558179
are you asking if the card is good or the story of the card?
Im not aware of any stories on the cards being any decent or even memorable
The cards themselves - situational, generally because it has useful skills at the cost of it being only good as, or worst than 3-4lb SRs
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>>563558179
Team Sirius is usable for f2p. The rest are only really worth it because uncapping cards and leveling cards gives you carats and support bonus, you shouldn't be using those cards as good SRs are better than them.
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if he's not the shit spammer what did he actually do wrong?
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>>563553540
Happy birthday nigga
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Hey I'm back from getting groceries
I'm cooking some authentic 餃子 for lunch, I usually cook for like 2-3 people and end up having to eat it over the next days, so any hungry anons are welcome to sit at the table
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Happy Birthday anon, 20s? 30s?
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i brought the foids here sorry. i told my xitter besties that uma was full of blushing nerdy boys that held forbidden, lustful cravings for each other's dicks. i told them half the thread was sad broken old men and the other half was energetic 20something zoomers and that the age gap caused simmering tension. so really it's your own fault that they're here.
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FATTY ALERT
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I expected him to be a shitter but this is still very funny.
I hope with this /uma/ would learn to ignore him better
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>>563554937
Do you larpers not change file names?
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>>563558464
Everyone who's actually been there likes /v/ma, they're our chill younger brother and unironically high quality posters. All of the outrage was astroturfed. If you look at their thread right fucking now it's comfy and on topic. The problem is all the schizos waging multiple falseflags to keep /uma/ in chaos and they're a very easy scapegoat.
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isn't sirius a top tier fraud?
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>>563558381
Study for years at university and finally land your childhood dream job, only to end up as a servant for an uma 10 years younger than you who rapes you whenever she feels like it
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>>563558464
I don't mind /v/, and even if they hate us because we talk about anything tangentially related to uma and not just the video game they did us and themselves a favor by leaving of their own accord anyway.
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>>563557474
>anti-JP schizo not only was kicked from /v/ for his AI sloppa
>he also was humiliated as a B group during Scorpio cup by /v/
You /v/ros are fine
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>>563558179
most event cards are worthless. Some of them are pretty good if you're f2p, and one or two are used even by whales for a bit longer. The best are:
>Narita Brian Speed SSR
Shits out speed stats when she decides to pretend she's Kitasan
>Suzuka Speed SSR
good for front runner skills, gives +3 hints for stuff like Leader's Pride/Fast-Paced, very nice
>Bourbon Wit SSR
>source for more front runner skills, gives Taking The Lead, very needed front runner skill
>Tosen Jordan Speed SSR
good speed growths, has a gold recovery (agemasen, though), she was used a lot in Pisces
>Team Sirius Group
I haven't used her yet, but Seriru recommends her highly for f2p, and anons have said she's pretty strong when she feels like high rolling.
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>>563558862
Lucky for me my uma wouldn't commit rape
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>>563558870
We talk about other stuff too, I know there's a narrative that we only talk about numbers autism (and yes, thats the main thing) but we also do stuff like watch keiba, talk about the series or shitpost about which girl does sex better or which girl would have the better tax plan or whatever.
I don't hate any of you guys, we just don't mesh well because we have separate cultures. There's nothing wrong with that. I hope you guys can ignore the literal shit stirrer.
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oh yeah, you're right
>Rice, Ticket, more or less shit.
>McQueen
good cope while you're getting Creek's LB up
>Brian SSR
first actually good story card
>Suzie
second good story card
>Jordan (is she a story card)
third good card
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>>563559323
He's mostly a problem for the JP thread due to how slow it is, but even then its at the point where we are watching an autistic kid have a meltdown while most of us ignore it and carry on with our day.
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>>563559847
I wouldn't say so, bit of a hasty generalization. Recently collectively as a thread we watched ping pong the animation and we've had a lot of successful "crossover" threads with other weeb topics (yugioh, mecha, sentai, etc) dont believe everything you read. We are chill.
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>>563560354
which is why you only consume 50% of the content lol
>A minority of the thread is really into it
literally not even true
I'm at most neutral to you from /v/ but you know absolutely nothing about what makes uma musume so good as a franchise