>>563559141
I do

Sex Nature from Wife Nature

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ryan LOVE

Waifu posting the umas is not allowed

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Jordan borgar!

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>>563559048
>Making deals
>With literal mongoloids
Impossible lmao, /v/ is a hardcore lost cause due to it's popularity. /a/ at least still has a small chance, tho even it has lost multiple battles due to changing times.

>>563559141
*borat voice*
mai waif

DON'T
POST
CURREN

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>>563559319
fuck off, this is ntr territory

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starting to get choccy fatigue...maybe I should get ice cream tomorrow

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Digitan LOVE

>>563559349
wawawewa very NICE nature

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>>563559393

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umas for this feel?

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kingu love

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>>563559226
sue me

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>>563559393

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Japan is in the globe right? So a global thread would include Japan too
So I can post Topro right?
>>563559319
Jordan is very pretty eating borgars, specially on her summer outfit

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>>563559393

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Love Stego.

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>accidentally enter a cm13 room
>my cm12 xoguri wins
The fuck, are we really playing two XOguri CMs in a row

>>563559319
Who lobotomized Gold Ship? WcDonalds themselves?

>>563559501
kill yourself you intentional shitstirring faggot

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Non-runaway Suzuka for Taurus Cup, with Angling, Red Shift, and Unrestrained. Thoughts?

>>563559501
>So I can post Topro right?
yeppers. shes in the game now

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>>563559319
What is she ordering from the borger store?

>>563559485
>no cringe bars
im proud of you

>>563559501
Considering you cannot play Global from JP, no JP is not considered as part of the globe. Go complain the Cygames about it or ideally kys instead.

>>563559437
About damn time.

>>563559485
Miracle pregnant...

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>>563559226
it is, though?
see pic related? MARRIED MOTHERFUCKER

>ntr and stegonigger
Thread already ruined

>>563559435
Stop injecting demonic influence. The threads would improve by orders of magnitude

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Teio!

>>563559671
he knows he is posting in bad faith, he's just trying to piss people off because he is incredibly lonely and desperate for attention the slow ass JP thread doesn't have (because people like him killed it by being so unlikable that everyone else left)

>>563559437
She wouldn't do this

>>563559606
is Unrestrained any good on the Tokyo 2400? Thought it was shit again

>>563559819
><3
What did she mean by this

>>563559437
Rice wouldn't do this

>>563559787
Yeah, schizo I know you're here. Go shit up the JP thread and give the NTR troon a panic attack so he fucks off again.

>>563559881
Gamble option, but it's good

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>>563559226

>>563559881
It's just additional gambling on top of the guaranteed red shift and angling

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>>563559819
I want to have sex

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>>563559894
I wish I was autistic enough to cause the troon to fuck off but I'm not, I hope the JP thread gets whatever it takes for them to leave our thread alone though

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>>563559226
My wife Cafe

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>>563559885
she likes the way you look at her...

>>563559993
me too

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>>563559485
I-is that a japanese oohma moohsoohmey? NO! It can't be! I AM GOING INSANE!
SAVE ME CAFE!

I love when the game decides youre losing every race

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>>563559226
My BETTER wife, Tachyon

>>563560060
cafes too busy eating cheese

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>>563559878
>it has been 20 years since McQueen shot his last shot

Dodging Danger, Prudent is cheating on fronts gets you such a big lead

>>563559501
>Stolen screenshot
JPniggers do not play the game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuVTwZl1HO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHmEc1WmKYU
Man it's stupid how much more energy the Anime version has, at least to me. A bit of a crime that there is no full version of the song, or even better full game support for the missing voices.

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>>563559141
>>563559473
Post a image of your uma in a wedding dress.

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>>563560025
>the schizo spammer is having a melty about a eroge having NTR

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Whoops. It doesn't open until 10 am

>>563560020
I don't mean (you). I'm just assuming the schizo is reading this thread. I doubt he does much else other than post on 4chan and play gachas

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Looks like the Fukukitaru fag is mindbroken by NTR and now gloating he's been shitposting here

>>563560025
>>563560025

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>>563559226

Reminder to have a laugh

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/730214271/#730217445

>>563560228
Tamachud shot dead in the halls of Tracen

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>redshift giving all fronts and pace viable accel
>long ass homestretch so backliners can catch up
Say hello to the best track in the game, THE mediumGEM

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I'm from the future where global is caught up with JP and the two threads become one.

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>>563559393

So in conclusion:
>totopo and the scat schizo aren't the same guy
>totopo got kicked for trying to shit up jp threads by blogposting his global gameplay as "revenge" for people who post jp in these threads
>scatschizo got kicked from /v/ and is now falseflagging and seething at supposed /v/ tourists after moving here
am I missing anything

>>563560264
Futanari is a normal fetish

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is there a list of "canon" setup of each concert for autistic people like me?
it's kinda hard to identify backup dancers sometimes

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>>563560312
the most soulful CM

>>563560237
>ruined uma generals
so he's the stegonigger

>>563560445
he's now having a melty in /hgg2d/ >>563560237

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>losing races left and right
>not a single event finishes
Great game, glad i wasted an hour, you're welcome danchou for all the fan bonuses i got

>>563560207
Anyon...
>IMG
A new anon appeared

>>563560335
That sounds nice. I kind of wish /fgog/ and alter would merge at times since the 2 year gap doesn't actually cover all that much story content anymore.

>>563560510
my pov

>>563560237
>>563560192
Lmao it's the AI Indian again, reminder that he is fucking DOGSHIT at the game >>563560264

>>563560510
I would go soft too if some bitch started talking about my inches

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>>563560237
>Fukukitaru fag
it's been debunked a dozen times now, they're not the same person. The CM rankings of the Fuku Plat player and the Shit-loving Indian are different. Stop slandering Fuku players.

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>>563560237
But NTR anon did nothing, all his posts are either the OP bake or replying to anons asking for help, sometimes he blogposts like a faggot but that is a million times better than schizo scat posting

>>563560445
You get it
Totopo = Anti-JP schizo, might also be the anti-NTR/anti-stego schizo (to be confirmed), kicked from rebricked, not a shitter.
Scatjeet = ai and scat spammer, ex-/v/ma, shitter.

>>563560445
the argentina dude apparently is just some anon defending schizotopo

>>563559501
Topro is very global

>>563560483
It was a different time... We can actually build real umas now

>>563560476
I know exactly what you mean
I just focus on the main dancers, and put relavant ones in the background and it's good enough

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>>563560889

>>563560445
2 isn't fully confirmed. Do any of the gameplay posts make it clear it was intentional? They don't read as malicious revenge to me, literally just normal boring blogs and questions. you'd think if he was trolling he'd know it was a trap to post his homescreen when someone asked, that's a level of naive that doesn't check out for a troll that knows they're in the wrong thread.

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holy shit a bono

>>563560063
>>563560140
>>563560328
>>563560431
>>563560513
Is there a mental illness for when you talk to yourself? Because I can't think this is very healthy anon, you are making posts complaining about NTR, and then posting as NTR who apologizes for whatever crime you made up in your mind

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>>563560476
>Canon set up
A problem as old as time... webm related.

Unrelated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7zZpcTBnXs

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>>563560692
True, there's at least 3 fukufags including me. Also incredibly unlucky
Check this 4 btw

Dig here, Windy!
*unzips schizo*

I wonder if there are any Uma musume that would throw the race to avoid going down the dignity destroying slide.

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>>563561101
Shiraoki only provides to those who are worthy

Friendly reminder that Shiraoki isn't real

>>563560993
why did he do it bros?

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>>563560228

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>>563561215

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>>563559319

Man, I'm stumped on which umas to put into my retarded ass fanfic. Particularly, which one first...

>>563561101 >>563561173
Perhaps there's something to be said about the fact you're catching primes?
(The three after failing to get a four is really funny though. Shiraoki has a sense of humor.)

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>>563560190

>>563560445
Totopo got kicked for trying to stir up JP threads but I think that was a witch hunt. There were posts when he started posting where he asked if it was ok for him to post there because the /uma/ thread was being spammed (gay shit or scat), and he got told yes by actual JP players seemingly.
He was doing full career runs and posting like 2 screenshots from each of them, sometimes with questions. It did go on for like 6 hours but that was only like 10 posts total across 6 hours, and with his fan gains he obviously played more than 6 hours every day anyway. I would unironically believe he was trying to escape the literal shit being posted in /uma/ at the time like he claimed in the JP threads before I believed he was trying to troll them.

>>563561237
Even this sound died! For shame

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>>563561083
Bro ntr anon helps people his so helpful he helps anons that need helps and thats all he does and totally doesn't derail threads with shit nobody cares about

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>>563561223
That rope had it coming

>>563561215
He is real and he HATES me.

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CATBOX, RETURN TO US! PLEASE!
>>563561345
See above. The one you quoted is from end of Jan, that shouldn't be dead, neither should the others I posted.

>>563561254
CB Love.

>>563561429
>he
retard

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>>563561168
>nice nature if you win this race I’ll do anything you ask
>’ha? Does trainer not believe in me? Mah, I don’t blame him.’
>Sure Toreina, but why are you so insistent?
>the winning live has the slide
>all racers within ear shot freeze, remembering Narita Brian’s humiliation ritual the year before.
>’I must not win the podium’ were the thoughts of all uma musume
>nice nature now realizes this is the easiest win of her life and gets to have anything from her trainer, but loses all of her dignity

>>563561483
I didn't say the hate wasn't unwarranted.

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>>563561342
>Totopo was just a casualty
The amount of damage the anti-JP scatschizo has done to the threads and a lot of retards STILL doesn't know how to ignore him

Yes I use clocks in G2 and G3 races
Why? Because I can

>>563560483
Is that the fabled Pace Maru? How did she perform for you?
I watched another CC and she didn't do well against Gold Ship in CM1.

>>563561313
>fanfic
Out

>>563561524
I feel like Natie would take that deal.
Alongside a couple of other Umamusume.

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>>563561429
Draw your lucky happy cow charm and offer it at the shine

>>563561342
>>563561602
So Rebricked dancho is still a bitch/??

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I think- no, you are all actually retarded

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>>563561602
>and a lot of retards STILL doesn't know how to ignore him
Daily reminder that this image and it's simple text/rule written on it will never not be irrelevant. Mentally stunted people refuse to learn, so they keep giving schizos and generic trolls the attention they crave.

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>>563560190

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Lovcen looking in great condition for the Satsuki Sho

>>563561083
Only 2 of those posts were made by me

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>>563561237
I-Is Creek alright?

>>563561602
>anti-JP scatschizo
There you are confusing them again.

>>563561649
Nein, ich bin dabei.
Look man, I'm too shit at the game to actually do anything. Writing fanfic's about the only remotely good thing I can do.

>>563561679
I like to headcanon that some of the memes in the general is an in universe thing, especially the slide. It’s a once a year concert that gets chosen randomly for a race and the ones who go down the slide gets meme’d on for a year, thus making it very undesirable to win top 3

>>563561687
I don't want to blame him. He posted an image, and the filename had his time posted. I think he just woke up and didn't know what the fuck was going on except that one of his members got doxxed and depicted as the spammer.
We only found out today that the anti-JP scatshizo and Totopo weren't the same guy.

>>563561751
>Ankle weights
Just like my MANTBlazer career! Looking forward to seeing this happy guy take the Satsuki Sho, just like my careers.

HOW DO YOU LOSE A MEDIUM RACE 3 TIMES??? THAT'S THE ONLY ONE YOU'RE GOOD AT

who own this genereal?

>>563561858
>Out
>Nein, ich bin dabei.
I mean... technically it's correct (when translated), but it feels wrong...

>>563561751
Man he looks so shiny. I want to run his side. I wonder what that would feel like

>>563561904
Are you faggots retarded?
No shit they are not the same guy. Do you think every single post complaining about the Stego faggot and the NTR faggot are made by the same guy???

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>>563561687
I think he made a really dumb jump to ban someone before knowing what was going on, at least.
Looking at the gameplay screenshots from the actual point in time where he got baited into posting his homescreen, his posts seem like completely normal newfag questions and people were sometimes replying to him and holding conversations. If he was being ghosted entirely maybe he'd realize he didn't belong, but he was asking for advice and getting it from the JP anons. Even when someone asked him for his homescreen, it looks like just another casual chat.

>>563561342
>and he got told yes by actual JP players seemingly.
It was just the guy talking to himself like he's doing now.

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back to what I was asking last thread. So in truth the story support cards aren't that good? I was hoping they would be for the new scenario

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>>563561994
Rice Shower

>>563561903
Same. The setting is just more fun if the slide is hated and Ai-chan can eyebeam you.

>>563560734
>all his posts are either the OP bake or replying to anons asking for help
you mean ego farming and being a smug prick. if he actually wanted to help he wouldn't need to avatarfag to do it.

>>563562108
They’re decent but you’d want to use other cards if you have them. They’re mostly to supplement your lack of variety in case you have bad luck/don’t use money

>>563561751
I know he will win, I believe in him

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Falco's whining gave me a massive boner. Can I still be saved?

can we talk about horse girls instead of this gay club drama that i don't care about

>>563561904
>We only found out today
lmao are you retarded? that was obvious since the beginning, ntrnigger tried to push the narrative they're the same, and even put together the south american brown in the mix. don't believe in propaganda

uma /app/ recruiting 1

>>563562063
Ntr faggot sure seems to think it's just one guy how could he not he's so helpful!!!

>>563562076
>If he was being ghosted entirely maybe he'd realize he didn't belong
An anon tried to redirect him to the /uma/ and ge went straight back to his
>TOPROFAG RUINED MY THREAD BY POSTING IN JP, SO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME RUINING YOUR THREAD WITH MY POSTING. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. ENJOY ;)
posting.

>>563561997
My German is taken from various videogames that were loaded with fake German accents. I've heard that phrase like twice and decided to use it. I would say I'm disgracing my German heritage, but my great grandparents took extra care to speak only English after they escaped Weimar sooooo I don't think they have much of a problem with me butchering German.
Einshin Flash would kick my ass however. I don't think I'm putting her in my fanfiction as the first uma.
I have considered Fenomeno, on account of it being funny to suggest that they may have to gamble with her racing skills to accrue desperately needed money. I wonder if there's any global umas that would feel uncomfortable with that prospect...

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, you WILL apologize.

>>563561313
>fanfic
Plot please. Also throw in Mayano Top Gun; it’d be funny

>>563561994
>>563558605
fujosisters own this general.

>>563562458
*naked dogeza*

>>563562107
You obviously didn't actually read the part of the JP thread he was in. People were giving him genuine JP advice using the Japanese terms untranslated, and posts were happening faster than the cooldown
>>563109937

>>563561342
To be fair on the JP end that kind of blogposting doesn't really mesh well with the thread's culture, but we otherwise don't mind when global players come over to ask questions.
We typically only post gameplay when there is a new scenario, when a new uma drops, or when a CM or LoH kind of event is happening.
Most of the time when we are posting about gameplay outside of the above, its mostly related to training for an upcoming CM and what kind of strategy/build we should be aiming for.

the 1.5kg shit I dropped that nearly clogged my toilet was better than this thread.
what the absolute fuck is wrong with you assholes

>>563562108
i always feel like a massive degenerate freak for thinking visible panty lines are peak sex but here we are. god i wish daiwa scarlet was sitting on my face.

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run salvaged

>>563562556
Looking at the part of the thread he was in, he was not the only gameplay blogposter. I can't blame him for things like the picture in >>563562076 where the 1st gameplay image is his, and the 2nd is a JP account. He was blending in fine at that time at least.

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Bleh

>>563562570
Proofs?

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MANT is fun but I'm too stupid to break past A+

>>563562458
I enjoyed Unity for what it's worth
banging out runs while doing cardio/other stuff was effortless and I didn't care about winning the team races that much during parent runs

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Don't mind the schizos, they are browns. Just hope they die from some vehicular accident in SEA and move on.

>>563562694
my dick goes there

>>563562570
how do you know how much it weighed?

>>563561767
Not him, but it's pulled from the ending of Joshiraku. I was blanking on the title because it aired 14 years ago

raping dotonigger in front of his family

I only just realized that alts are not in the rival races. Wonder why.

>>563562458
Can you take your stupid ass ritual posting back to /v/?
>>>/vm/

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>>563562704
One of the strongest feels event in the entire game, shame not many will get to watch it
Ayabe staying up to watch the stars and only Topro stays up with her while watching over Opera and Doto, kino

>>563559141
the dream

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>>563559141
GAME DIDNT GIVE ME A SINGLE GOLD HAMMER WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS RUN
FUCKING CYJEWS

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Maybe I should swap off Kitasan and go for base Nakayama I feel bad not having her original.

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>>563561613
>Is that the fabled Pace Maru?
Sadly no, it's a solo front Maru. For some reason I fell for the groundwork meme but missed the whole discussion about having two fronts. Can't find the actual winrate from my old screenshots but I remember her winning if she gets queued with another front.
>I watched another CC and she didn't do well against Gold Ship in CM1.

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>>563562730
Having fun is the only thing which matters so you're winning.

>>563562867
where can i see it?

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>>563562867
ayabby!

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>>563562730
Use gold hammers on G3 races to get more points for skills

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is running 4 wit 2 spd on daisca fine? I don't think I need to use the nishi power card since 50 or 55 RB it's still the same shit for the most part
I have gw sparks so not using falco

>>563562329
you do realize not every anonymous poster is 1 guy, right? There was no less than 3 /uma/ people that visited /umaJP/ that day over like a 16 hour period. The 1st schizo, the shit schizo, and the gameplay blogposter. None of them typed the same or posted the same sort of stuff at all, and it was over like 16 hours, obviously it wasn't 1 person.

Okay, I need some advice.
I got a voucher still from the half anni and I wan't to use it. Should I FLB Sweep Tosho Summer, Twin Turbo or Yukino Bijin?
They all seem useful, Sweep for End closer memes, Turbo for TTL and Yukino for her wit recovery and mood effect.
Choose for me for I am an indecisive bitch.

When do you buy your XOguri heals in a run?

>>563563016
That's a good point Falco. Thanks.
I won't bother looking into if my deck is griefing me or I'm doing something else really stupid.
I'll just have fun chasing my first S-rank.

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>>563559549
what the hell is with that erotic wedding outfit

>>563563062
You don't need 4 wit cards to cap wit bro

>>563562356
As mentioned, technically it IS correct, especially when translated... It just doesn't feel right when it's being read in German, something is iffy about it, but I'm no expert on the matter, just a native.

>>563562692
It really seems like the NTR asshole was just pissed someone else was getting attention so he asked for the naive anon's homescreen to try and get them banned, and the danchou blindly trusted NTR's words even if they were just completely made up.

>>563562764
I knew it was going to be a massive one so I weighed myself before and after
I've never had a shit like that, only took 5 minutes too
must have been all the ghost pepper in the beef garlic sauce

>>563563093
How do you have all of those at 3LB wtf?!? Yeppers seems like a no brainer for NSM. Sex Tosho is fine at 3LB and Turbo just seems bad overall.

>>563563062
3 wit is max you should ever run

>>563563062
You'll probably overcap Wit and wish you were running something else.
The only feasible way you can get to 60 RB is running Shinko and borrowing Nice Nature.

>>563563131
I run the Triple Tiara so I just don't
maybe hydrate after the +2 hint with charming event but that's if I'm not sure about winning oaks

>>563562704
i'm too autistic. who is getting married?

>>563563195
>>563563232
yeah but what do I need that power nishi card for if the RB shit is the same? might aswell go 4 wit cards so I can get lucky rainbows for more energy
>>563563265
I would do that but my shinko is at LB2 which sucks

>>563562832
they're the same umas, but holiday themed, so they would only make sense as rivals at the time of year they're supposed to be, and that sounds annoying and not really that beneficial to set up. they already show up in the holiday cutscenes when appropriate, like halloween creek at final halloween.

>>563563232
bobo is like half a wit card tho

just got screwed over by a run full of random mood downs and slacker. It was only a parent run but still fucking annoying

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>>563563232
>>563563195
He's running 3 wit cards THOUGH

>>563563093
You want to MLB them?
Turbo is a incredibly bad event card, it's amazing you're considering her.
Yukino is useful even at 0 LB, you really want the skill only and the stats from events is an extra, 5 ME and 15 WIT seems negligible to me
Sweep gets to 10 race bonus at MLB, that makes it easier for building a deck

Sweep seems to be the best option to me

>>563562458
I mean, MANT is so boring that it seems anons prefer creating their own drama here than playing the game. Also we already went back to pre MANT numbers

>>563563206
that's just further speculation desu. I like to stick to the facts, and the facts show totopo was innocent or at least there is no strong indicator of guilt. you can't really tell who did what past that because of anonymous post shenanigans.

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>>563562704
Senior summer in Ayabe's career
>>563559226
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>>563563328
It's fine, drop Kitasan for Nishino though so you can do 60 RB

>>563562857
>back to /v/
>links to /vm/
retard

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I love tsundere.

>>563563505
NTR doesn't deserve benefit of the doubt, they're the worst poster here by a wide margin

>>563563585
keep up with /uma/ lore bwo

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>>563563431
How does lulu have the tardmuffs and still look pretty? How is she so silly but also cool?

>>563563205
Deutschamerikaner hier!

Typically in Germany you would just say "bin dabei" but even that's not common. The converse of saying "ohne mich" makes more sense but it's difficult to translate the former into German.

umamusume

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You're getting raped.

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>Use whistle
>Exact same configuration

>>563563689
cute

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Why yes that's what I need, thank you!

>>563562692
That's actually my Donna. Heck I was surprised when I saw one of you guys share the Donna I trained later in that thread over here. It's not that blogposting is bad per say, but moreso the fact that he was doing a fuckton of blogposting compared to what usually gets posted.
You could see in that thread that he usually only gets responses when he asks a question.

Regardless I don't really mind either way myself, I try to encourage as much gameplay discussion as possible whenever I decide to post. We've been playing this game for so long that the thread rarely ever gets used to discuss gameplay because most of us use resources outside of the thread.

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>>563563558
gonna be a bitch to cap speed but might try I guess

>>563562467
>Plot
Warning: It's pretty fucking cringe.
A bored god decides that the highest entertainment available is to fuck with other gods, and so they start pulling umas away from the umaverse and throwing them into a world not unlike ours.
To "make things more interesting", they also send a random man from that world back in time too, and making them meet the first uma by almost running them over. The duo have
- A futuristic car that's almost worn out and that's falling apart
- A full tank of gas
- A GPS with "postdated" maps that don't match the current world
- Two phones that can't do any cell service or connect to the yet-to-be-launched WWW
- Like 300 USD and somewhere north of 40k yen
- No bank accounts or SSN
- A really high chance to encounter more displaced umas in the near future
The culmination of the story is that the guy creates his own parallel uma racing association, capitalizing on what he knows to try to create a spectacle worth its money.
The initial batch of umas are all Tracen students, but it expands, and by the end of the story, "native" umas start getting born too. I also want to include some really stupid OC. One very stupid idea I had was an Swyer uma named Betty Jo, with the whole gimmick being that they're an endurance runner fashioned after the Twin Mustang fighter plane.

>Mayano Topgun
I posed a question somewhat meant to help jog my creativity about this earlier.
Mayano would be fun. She'd probably stop 9/11 and would definitely be out of her depth here.

>>563563205
I think it's because of the fact I used dabei instead of in.
I think ich bin in works fine, dabei is more like... included, so that would translate more literally as "count me in?" rather than the comedic "no, I am in (the thread)" that I was aiming for. At least from a cursory look up.

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>>563563749
>7491757015062548492.png (388 KB, 497x495)File: 1757015062548492.png (388 KB, 497x495) google yandex iqdb waitYou're getting raped.

>>563563585
That's where the /v/ bunker is dumbass.

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>gold ship likes combat sports
>quotes the buffer bros' "let's get ready to rumble!"
Uma combat sport leagues have to exist, right? Would golshi prefer boxing or MMA?

>>563563873
kek

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>>563563749
Nah I'd win

>>563563873
bro what???

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SAfe for the week

>>563563232
unless it's bobo, it's such a terrible card no one would ever run it if it didn't give TTL.

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>>563563445
>>563563361
you can get to 1000 with just 2 already

>>563563508
Maaan, she looks beautiful in a wedding dress

>>563563508
for
>>563563031

>>563563749
it was about time

>>563563891
doesn't matter, you need to correct yourself.

>>563563898
I feel like Goldshi wouldn't like boxing as much as MMA. Boxing has no grapples or ground game, right?

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>>563562248
oh then I guess what I have is better, also do you know if we will ever be able to get previous event support cards? or not?
>>563562631
Truth is what you speak, panty lines are kino.

>>563563898
I don't know, but El Condor Pasa would LOVE UWE.

umadacchi, how am I supposed to get xoguri online junior year in TB? abandon borrowing finemo and use Fuku? just cope losing everything until hanshin jv filles?

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>>563563180
It's a dual-use wedding outfit

>>563563845
I've been running 1 speed 3 wit 2 power for S. Maru and the run is basically
>4 NTR rainbows total in summer = good run

>>563564059
boxing has way, WAY too many rules for someone like Gold Ship

>>563563898
i forget which card but theres one event where the girls witness an uma martial arts tournament. i dont think they specify what kind of martial arts though.

>>563563898
>Uma combat sport leagues have to exist, right
Post THAT Nishino Flower webm

>>563564160
Yeah. That was my thought process as well.

>>563562692
>>563116153
This guy is well aware that he was on /umajp/ and not /uma/ because he specifically called /umajp/ a lucky charm. This was no accident posting like people here keep trying to imply. I am not sure why anyone is trying to defend this either.

>>563564152
If I had my own Finemo I could try this.
Alas

>>563563748
>"bin dabei" but even that's not common
In what world?
>>563563854
"Ich bin dabei" is a silly retort to "out/leave!", which is why I'm so iffy about it. Just doesn't sound right at all. I get what you were trying to do of course, just me being autistic, which I suppose is fitting or ironic.

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This might be an unpopular opinion but I wish Uma took more good parts of western influence. I think bloomers are homosexual compared to yoga pants.

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I swear this is the 3rd time this has happened in a row.
i seem to pull the character from the previous banner instead of the newest one.
I just got Mejiro Bright. There has to be some dark magic happening to me.

>>563564269
>westernized uma skin where shes wearing yoga pants and kneesocks

its a good thing this doesnt exist because it would be absurdly sexual

>>563564065
I don’t know if we get previous event support cards. Maybe? I highly doubt it though unless there’s reruns
>>563564269
>bloomers are gay
I disagree

When do you give up on Fast Learner and start dumping points?

>>563564364
it's ok, you got the best mejiro

>>563564256
You can think of jp as jaded old grandparents. Some of us want you to fuck off our lawn while others are more than happy to feed you cookies when you come by to visit.

I think bloomers and shorts should show camel toe after the race with a bit of sweat on the ass side if it's sunny/summer conditions

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>>563564059
Problem with MMA are that matches are likely to a crotchsniffing snorefest, especially considering the influx of central asian/former soviet fighters. Central asian umas would dominate
>>563564229
Yaeno?
>>563564160
Goldship would HATE the unified rules where you can't knee a grounded opponent, which goes back to what I say about wrestling being too much of a thing. Kickboxing would fit her built imo.
>>563564071
She got beat too many times by Grass Wonder in sumo, though...

>>563563780
>Heck I was surprised when I saw one of you guys share the Donna I trained later in that thread over here
desu that was probably the same anon that got banned, I doubt anyone else from /uma/ was reading your posts and newfag enough to be impressed to share one.
>You could see in that thread that he usually only gets responses when he asks a question.
Is that not typical of blogposts? I'm not lying his shit looks bland obviously, do you normally expect a reply when you post that your summer was good?
I just feel bad because this game does desperately need newfags if it doesn't want to EOS prematurely. We bleed players and newfags should be treated decently so we can at least try to stay alive.

>>563564269
Is this duramente? Why does she look so weird?

>>563564269
>"even though I've taken this new form"
>they're in a barn
Oh. That's an interesting universe to build.

>>563564263
Would you have rather ich bin bleiben? :P
I tried to say that word by the ways and now I've got Wolfenstein SS going MEIN LIEBEN in my head.
Anyways, you should probably stop with redacting it. It's starting to look like the reports of Operation Paperclip in here.

>>563564408
I like the rage emoji

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>0 wins across 15 rooms
Please help a retard out, what's wrong with my Grass? And no I can't use NSM with my deck
>white recovery
I wanted to clear Tenno Sho Spring

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>>563563093
As much as I like Turbo, her SSR card is terrible, since I've seen it end early too many times to justify using

>>563564524
Pretty sure they might wear that ballerina underwear to prevent that exact thing from happening

5 wins--safe!!

>>563564663
from the brink and oyl are too expensive imo, need more velocity
more power
umm and you need dober's inherit, both that and pump is necessary
also radiant star
you don't need those recoveries by the way it's fine

>>563564269
>>563564606
This uma is an IMPOSTER from hit series Kemono Friends, do not believe her.

>>563564229
I wonder if ningen could enter those tournaments. And if so, I wonder if they could specify which uma would be beating them up- I mean, which uma they'd get to fight.

>>563564663
you have only 2 accel skills worth a damn
if they don't proc you are useless, the power isn't that big too

>>563564694
it should be removed

>>563564663
From The Brink and On Your Left are both useless 9 times out of 10.

>>563564256
I think the idea that he was there on accident at first but then stuck around after realizing it was the wrong thread for a bit is stupid, yeah.
I'm defending it because if you actually think "posting gameplay of the game in /jp/ and talking about it with the anons there" is a crime worthy of doxxing and banning from all /uma/ clubs, then this general is going to die a horrible death when it inevitably runs out of people and can't gain new ones.

>random spainish account pops up in my twitter feed with some rare footages of the real horses like Spe and Vodka I have never even seen before

Thats pretty cool.

>>563564263
Oh I didn't read the context of the post. Yeah "ich bin dabei" means like "count me in" not "I am staying"

"ich bleibe hier" made more sense.
umamusume

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>>563563225
Luck I guess, getting multiple dupes of them makes up for the literal 11 Air Shakur's I've rolled since launch.
I was leaning Yukino, but again I'm indecisive and can't make choices when it comes to valuable resources like vouchers and tickets.
>>563563447
Mainly I was considering Turbo only for TTL since it's kind of a challenge to get. right now. And yeah, the 10% race bonus for Sweep seems good for MANT and is just solid.
Thank you both and after consideration I took Sweep because she seems better in the long run and I'll just have to wait and get spooked by Yukino someday.

>>563564604
I'm not expecting replies, but I'm saying you're going to get ignored if you come in the thread posting your entire career run like it's your personal diary.

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>>563564557
>heem
That... Might as well put full-on gay sex on TV
What is he doing

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>marked

>>563564557
Thanks for the laugh.
Kickboxing sounds right. Goldshi strikes me as someone who wants to just throw out strikes. Part of me thinks she would enjoy watching the gay ass grappling and ground game because it's funny to her.

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>>563564750 (Me)
forgot my pic...

>>563564557
yeah MMA is boring as fuck. legitimately i never understood why so many people are such huge fans. i feel the same way about BJJ but for some reason a shitload of my friends are into it and keep begging me to "come roll" with them holy fuck im so tired of it

>>563564881
Gets raped by mob umas anyways

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>>563564408
kek, why is it always this guy

>>563564924
this anon is a DUMMY