star trek sex with shran

first one is still the best

File: A Caitian child.jpg (231.4 KB)

231.4 KB JPG

We need more ALIEN diversity on ships if Federation really has over 150 members.
Night Elves and Dwarves are founding nations of the Federation, (along with Men and High Elves), and deserve more representation. Caitians are cool too, and deserve more representation just for being cat-people.
Lastly what come to mind are Bynars (modern day Hobbits); they are quite interesting and unique aliens and should be more prevalent.
What other aliens deserve more representation?

File: 2Columbo.jpg (101.2 KB)

101.2 KB JPG

Are all star trek fans pimply losers with bad hygiene and obsessive personalities about trivial subjects?

File: Talas.jpg (166.3 KB)

166.3 KB JPG

>>217663640
The Federation has many good looking women.
High Elf and Night Elf women are very good looking. Wood Elf women are also very pretty. Dwarves are the fugliest of the federation races.

File: Gay-Den Krang.png (595.4 KB)

595.4 KB PNG

>>217663635
Not only is Jay-Den gay, apparently his FATHERS were gay too.
>Woke media not confirm right wing conspiracy theories challenge: Impossible
https://x.com/Nerdrotics/status/2016985942066671984?s=20

File: 1768536616477129.jpg (18.2 KB)

18.2 KB JPG

Star Trek: Ass Effect

File: Bortus.jpg (36.5 KB)

36.5 KB JPG

>>217663705
100% of people in the fandom being the same is statistically implausible.

>>217663720
Kurtzman plagiarized The Orville??

>>217663705
Just the Nu-Trek fans.

File: 1747204518738799.png (317.5 KB)

317.5 KB PNG

>>217663774
>Star Trek is now ripping off Star Trek ripoffs

>>217663720
I still want to know how they became refugees. There was a Klingon empire, they were known world conquerors, they would've had hundreds of colony worlds. How can you have Palestinian refugee Klingons when realistically they would've become Mongols?

>>217663720
What kinds of bird does he watch?

>>217663774
The "500 cigarettes" scene carries so much more memetic power and infusion into the cultural zeitgeist (especially with zoomers) than ANYTHING star trek since TNG/DS9/VOY. Insane fall off.

>>217664008
Birds of gay child predator Prey

>>217663987
>I still want to know how they became refugees. There was a Klingon empire, they were known world conquerors, they would've had hundreds of colony worlds.

I have the same question about the Romulans in PIC.

>>217664035
Is that how you found out you were gay, Anon?

>>217663987
NuTrek writers put zero thoughts into the implication of their worldbuilding. They see a traditionally masculine race in Klingons, a race that men cheer for, and made them gay. The Fem’Hadar is also half Klingon and in a lesbian relationship.

>>217664073
Nus Braka is also have Kling. half Pig

>>217663987
Maybe their ham got burned extra hard. It's like killing off all the mongols' horses while they don't have too many breeders around. Their main advantage suddenly evaporated.

File: 577893_531429146901600_1358328766_n.jpg (54.3 KB)

54.3 KB JPG

I don't remember this episode of TOS

>>217664071
The whole Romulan Star Empire was destroyed in a Super Nova in JJTrek. 'cause Spock was late with the red matter.

>>217650854
>Hi, I'm Anon and I love being an insufferable faggot
That's what you sound like

>>217663720
What if you bought an ad? Also isn't CBS right wing now with Bari Weiss and all that shit?

>>217663720
Hence why he double-pierced the eyebrow and is double-gay.

File: 1235857097683568.gif (3.4 MB)

3.4 MB GIF

She's literally me.

File: uniforms-2373-1.jpg (77.6 KB)

77.6 KB JPG

Most /fa/ uniform coming through

>>217664356
These SUCK, too drab too gay too sovlless. The earlier DS9/VOY uniforms are the better option

So I think the main difference between the musical episode of Buffy and the musical episode of new Star Trek is that Joss Whedon actually knew how to write.

ENTanon I hope you started your rewatch tonight, happy decon scenes! Every time I watch ENT I always start off in a bad mood expecting a depressing and dark submarine series but usually by about 3 episodes I’m jamming to the theme and laughing at the humor and appreciating the cool ass uniforms

>>217664337
Has anyone explained the glasses in this world 800 years after the original Star Trek. I'm sorry for being a chud and asking questions about something that appears to make no sense.

>>217664613
it's le quirky

>>217664744
Alright then.

File: AcademyCredits.jpg (293.4 KB)

293.4 KB JPG

Who the fuck are half these people and how are so many people involved in such a mediocre and uninspired product?

>>217664873
Alex Kurtzman's friends and a bunch of diversity hires to keep the people upstairs happy.

They got a decent actor when they had to cast a white male to play Pike and put out an ad that said "older gentleman with a commanding presence needed to play starfleet captain in new Star Trek media" instead of "we need a Nigerian".

>>217664937
>keep the people upstairs happy
Hiring black people makes Larry Ellison happy?

>>217664982
They have literal quotas. It's not an "open secret", if your movie or show isn't diverse enough it doesn't get greenlit.

If you're smart enough to convince these people that the mainstream audience wants something then you can get clueless boomers to finance it. Apparently after 5 failed shows and a decade after the term 'woke' started being annoying.

>>217663987
>>217664073
Kurtzman has this weird obsession with Klingons
>Half Klingon, Half Jem'Hadar
>Half Klingon, Half Palestinian
What next

File: Lemec_2369.jpg (146.8 KB)

146.8 KB JPG

Cardassians were cast based on how good their rape face was.

File: neutralchad Medium.png (336.6 KB)

336.6 KB PNG

>>217664613
.

>>217664613
It makes no sense but it's really the least of things that make no sense on this show.

bad /trek/ is when complaints about the newest star trek episode. Good /trek/ is when I constantly post cardassian and complain about my divorce

>>217664337
How tf did polish kurwa manage to mary this white angel

>>217665408
It seems like more people would complain about the new stuff than joke about stuff they actually like to watch. Is it just the novelty of the new shows that causes them to generate so much conversation?

>>217665330
>lose a war they started

File: 1767948715686343.jpg (106.5 KB)

106.5 KB JPG

>>217665408
>thinking BF ever posts without her trip on
>believing she is even physically capable of such an act
>believing BF is capable of discussing star trek in any way, shape, or form, even DS9 which seems to be the only show she's watched
holy newfagola

File: IMG_1440.jpg (116.3 KB)

116.3 KB JPG

>We get this shit in 4K UHD but DS9 and Voy are stuck with the Vaseline filter.

I haven't seen any new Star Trek shows since ENT ended, and none of the new stuff being shown here in /trek/ ever made me feel like I was missing out on must see amazing quality television.

>>217665508
i hate Casey's hair in this pic he looks strange

File: a SFA JF E04.jpg (215.9 KB)

215.9 KB JPG

Our girl has her review of. Starfleet Academy Eppy 04 up:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cMZQOOAg6U8

Very positive. Likes the exploration of deeper themes about the Federation and the Trekverse. Draws parallels between how SFA and DS9 both explore the "Queerness* of characters in their society. In the sense of being an outsider.

File: IMG_1428.jpg (65.4 KB)

65.4 KB JPG

>>217665633
DS9 queerness was a lesbian kiss between two attractive women. ACK refuses to have attractive characters of either gender.

>>217665508
It was a low blow against BFag and for that I apologize

>>217665633
Didn't she hate the S31 movie? Extremely based.

Why do you people reply to it?

>>217663635
I only recognize the top one.
I only watch the original series.

>>217665633
does she still have her cock? this is vital trek lore

>>217665685
Bella Shepard and Zoë Steiner are beautifull

>>217666049
You haven't seen TNG? I feel like more people in /trek/ have seen TNG at this point, but maybe I am completely wrong.

>>217666232
i dropped it early in to season 1
it was complete trash

>>217663705
>There's just one more thing I can't figure out, anon. You say you have never watched NuTrek and never will. Look kid I don't blame ya, the wife watches that nonsense and it gives me a headache! But what gets me is that you still seem to know every detail of every new show. Now how would you know that if you've never watched them?

>>217666256
What made it such trash compared to TOS? The characters? The plots? The acting?

>>217663635
NuTrek ruined the Gorn by making them realistic. Part of the charm was the Gorn who fought Kirk was some poor guy in a rubber suit. There are even headcannons that their skin resembles rubber instead of scales.

>>217666263
To be fair, and I think this is most anons here. The only reason I know so much about nuTrek is because people keep posting entire plot details, webms, twitter screenshots.

New idea for a Star Trek show:

A renegade Ferengi sentenced to a life of servitude mining coal to power Starship reactors kills his masters by strangling them with his own chains. Born from a hanged corpse, the protagonist is constantly angry and carrying the baggage of his past. Reading is illegal, but he teaches himself chemistry from a book found in a landful, and the protagonist is revealed to be a brilliant chemist capable of synthesizing 99.87% pure dilithium. The dilithium is so pure that it becomes an addictive substance that people inject as an illicit drug that gives their eyes a distinctive blue tint. Living next to a designated encampment for an alien spaceship that arrived one day, the grizzled Ferengi starts manufacturing and selling "neptune", but quickly discovers that likes it and that the thrill is an addiction itself. What follows are the moral dilemmas contentious inner demons of a morally ambiguous man as he builds an underground empire with a Starfleet brother in law who is always hot on his tail but none the wiser.

>>217666313
All of the above, Picard came off as feminine and weak. They also didn't have the chemisty the trio in ToS had.
Early on the episodes had too much female empowerment themes and having some feelings alien doctor which was gay too.

>>217666486
T'Pol is actually a great character

>>217666451
wut? I dont think you were watching TNG

Are the later episodes of DS9 worth watching? not really enjoying s5.

>>217666451
They drop the “Look how much we respect women compared to eighty years ago!” Shit by season two.

File: 1745782302690278.png (1.1 MB)

1.1 MB PNG

>>217666650
i might take a look at it again after i finish stargate but man i also hate how they fucked up the klingons
before i could respect them as an enemy but now they just look retarded

File: 524646994_10239835418526435_8905308679588734352_n.jpg (100.2 KB)

100.2 KB JPG

>>217666564
I agree

>>217666741
>but now they just look retarded
They also lost most of their IQ

File: Star Trek logos.png (350.7 KB)

350.7 KB PNG

These are all great and each individually iconic

>>217666873
I don't really care for when n*tr*k makes the TOS logo the default one, it was silly in sPIC and LZDS opening credits

>>217666620
Watch it all.

>>217666873
I love how they’re instantly recognizable as 60s, 80s, and 90s

>>217666263
I already told you detective my nutrek knowledge comes entirely from lurking /trek/ and watching RLM

Why is the Betazoid President using ASL?

File: WTF.jpg (143.8 KB)

143.8 KB JPG

How is this even Fucking real!?

>>217667149
It's a TV show

>>217667149
nutrek was a mistake

>>217667231
>60th anniversary of the franchise
>no toys
what's up with that.

Where can you buy the Starfleet Academy toys from? Is there a LEGO set of the Athena being made?

>>217667254
A decade+ ago everything would get a dedicated toyline and now barely anything does outside of a few consistent franchises or video games. Toys are more expensive to produce and buy so maybe the license isn't worth the risk when it would only appeal to a niche collector market.

File: entpackb.jpg (181.4 KB)

181.4 KB JPG

>>217667231
>>217667254
>>217667454
The '09 film got a pretty big toy rollout, I had the Enterprise, Spock Prime and Kirk. I don't think Into Darkness or Beyond got anything.

File: Zestyklingon.jpg (59.6 KB)

59.6 KB JPG

Gay Klingons

File: Kangz.jpg (226.4 KB)

226.4 KB JPG

>>217663720
>4 episodes in
>Klingons already buck broken

KURTZMEN!

They call me Ka’Pluah. On my home planet, that used to mean “spitter and quitter.”

File: 1762326302840094.jpg (186.7 KB)

186.7 KB JPG

>>217667254
There are no kids interested in star trek
Only 30s and up, so Trek merchandise is more expensive collectible stuff for that crowd that can afford it

>>217667568
i fucking hate new trek
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>217667554
It's fucking unreal how much better of a design this is.
The term "design" kind of comes bundled with the idea that it was considered. Like it has a reason for looking like that. It's more egregious than Halo 4 where a bunch of utilitarian technology got "upgraded" by having a thousand little pointless details slapped onto it.

>>217667642
Dreads aren't really a good consideration for a warrior race. Female police officers have to have their hair in a bun because anything loose gives someone something to grab onto.

his forehead looks like the snickers dick vein and I'm closer to buying one every time this gets posted

>>217667746
How is this fucking 18+? How is this real? That looks like absolute SHIT!

>>217667759
this comment made me stop and realize how even Halo has been raped less than Star Trek. Is trek possibly THE most justed franchise right now? I can think of nothing worse

So the Klingon has 2 Gay dads that abandoned him?

File: redalert.jpg (368.1 KB)

368.1 KB JPG

RED ALERT
>kino intensifies

>>217667800
You guys have 5 Kurtzman IPs. That's pretty difficult to beat.
Yeah I think you're literally it. Sorry to tell you.

Star Wars has 3 godawful ones one great one and a bunch of okay ones. It actually looks more like Star Trek where there's a whole bunch of slop that outsiders don't really care about and a few bits of brilliance somewhere in there.

>>217667843
Star Wars has two good movies, one movie with great parts but awful parts, and everything else outside of the old dead EU is fucking trash.

Trek has over 500 hours of quality television to its name

Trek > Wars in terms of total quality content and it ain't even close

File: s-l1600.jpg (502.7 KB)

502.7 KB JPG

>>217667746
>There are no kids interested in star trek
The average Trek fan started by watching Star Trek: Scouts. Grew up to watch PRO. As a teen, watched LOW. Watched SA in college. Graduated to DISCO as a young adult.

>>217667642
>Bu'Q, son of Broqh

Vic Fontaine is the best part of DS9

I fucking love quark

Why is TOS TNG & DS9 so fucking good?

>>217667862
Yeah you also have a thousand hours of television though

"Rogue One" was completely immemorable but did a brilliant job of making Star Wars feel more "lived in". No one that wasn't into Star Wars really cared about it but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

This is where I say that it's like Star Trek. There's good television mixed "somewhere in there" but if you split the difference it just looks like a mediocre television show with a million episodes that aren't that compelling. Trying to explain it is extremely difficult because you have to ask someone to care and then sign up for hours and hours of viewing to understand why.

The thing that sets me apart from Star Trek is that I refuse to put up with the idea that "there's lots of bad" so therefore Alex Kurtzman isn't that remarkable. This guy showed up one day and made all the most disastrously stupid decisions while simultaneously not caring and by some miracle managed to get hired another 4 times. The dinosaur episode of Voyager is a thousand times more intelligent and compelling than anything the 21 producers ever managed to come up with.

>>217667862
And soon we will have 1000 hours of God-awful television, a majority of which explicitly retcons, reverts, and tarnished the good stuff. Meanwhile Wars can shrug its shoulders and keep making three more movies at a time and endless side shows and generate billions of dollars and general fan appreciation

>>217668128
>And soon we will have 1000 hours of God-awful television
No we won't because modern television can't make 20+ episode seasons of hour long dramas anymore

There are more episodes of TOS in 3 seasons than in Game of Thrones in 8 seasons and newer shows have even less than GoT with even more down time between seasons
It will take them a long time to make that much slop.

>>217668128
Because Star Wars Goyim are willing to pay for it all. You act like any of that shit is worth watching.

>>217667879
>Vic Fontaine is the best part of DS9
I hate that fucker like you wouldn't believe.

>>217668147
The problem isn’t literal screen hours bozo, you’re being pedantic. The problem comes when you say
>erm well the last good stuff in my comfort franchise was made in the 1990s
Soon that becomes 40 years ago, then 50, then 60… at a certain point it becomes a little pathetic when you look back and realize you had a brief period of “the good stuff” and then a huge chunk of time since then dedicated to nothing but repeated releases of gay butt sex and liberal besmirchment and condescending, patronizing lectures from hack writers and a studio that wants to dig any and all interest further and further into the ground

>>217664356
>>217664459
I just can't imagine Starfleet as it looked in the TOS movie era and TNG movies/DS9 actually doing exploration stuff. Those drab stuffy uniforms and metallic submarine interiors were designed for action.

File: vic fontaine.jpg (95 KB)

95 KB JPG

>>217668235
He filtered millions

>>217668346
The shitass DS9 pilot filtered them plenty

>>217668364
Aggressive. Adversarial.

>>217668364
It's not linear.

>>217668309
You're retarded bro and you clearly just want to do some console wars because you're bored so im gonna go ahead and stop replying to you here

You don't know enough about Trek to even antagonize its fans properly, so put in a little more work first next time

>>217668364
Homosexual. Accusatory.

>>217668364
Don't forget, you exist here forever.

>>217663720
>get abandoned by both of your black dads
LOL

>>217663987
>thinking nu trek writers have any idea what the mongol empire was

File: 710-paper-moon-539.jpg (199.4 KB)

199.4 KB JPG

>>217667879
Hell yes, brother.

I'm rewatching TOS, TNG, and DS9 all at the same time right now. They're all so good.

>Vic Fontaine is a real human being living in the Mirror Universe
Fuck you that's lazy.

File: geb999.png (146.9 KB)

146.9 KB PNG

>>217667811
>So the Klingon has 2 Gay dads that abandoned him?
Well Klingons are now blacks, according to leddit.

>>217668922
>I thought we were friends with the Klingons.
>A lot can change in 800 years.

>>217668990
>I order you... to SURRENDER THAT ANDROID!

File: Screenshot 2026-01-29 at 20-43-51 Gayniggers from Outer Space (1992).png (1.5 MB)

1.5 MB PNG

>>217663720
So Klingons really are just gay niggers from outer space all the way down.

Are there any official maps of what federation space, or the alpha and beta quadrants as a whole look like? Every other fan map is radically different it seems and i just want to make sense of who is where and all since they bounce around from place to place a lot

>>217663720
I feel like being abandoned by both your parents says more about you than them

>>217668922
goddamn what a retard

Some people truly deserve the slop we get. You can tell the only reason the guy is saying that is because he's a gay black guy, lol.
>klingons are black people!

>>217669762
They wrote a space fantasy where a bunch of people from different worlds with disparate pasts come together to fight for the common good. Reddit looked at this and inserted "black people" into a warrior race that doesn't understand technology.

>>217669896
You're right, Blacks would never figure out Warp speed technology.

>>217669762
They only purportedly come from an honor-based culture and are regularly shown to be underhanded, with a few exceptions such as Martok and Grilka. Worf doesn't really count because he largely grew up outside the hood - I mean Qo'nos.

>>217670044
>Sir, I must settle this in the way of my people
>*gets his spine crushed by an empty plastic barrel*
>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>>217664613
She's allergic to Retinax V.

>>217665046
Stop talking about things you know nothing about.

>>217665328
Yes, why would he ever be interested in using the most iconic of Star Trek races

>>217670429
What board are you on
Who is this dude

If you own a television set you have spent the last 10 years watching every franchise you ever knew and everyone you didn't be "reimagined" with every race of people replacing the white people specifically. They seem to hate gingers specifically specifically and I don't know why.

This exists in a bubble to you. Every time. Forever. I hate to just say that some people are less intelligent but if you can't connect one very similar circumstance to any of the other ones then you don't have the pattern recognition of Hasan's dog.

Do not reply to me.

>>217670501
Shut up little girl

>>217663774
What hasn't Kurtzman ripped off at this point?

I just bought the TNG Blu-ray set and have started rewatching. I will watch 1 episode per day max and when I'm finished maybe I'll watch Voyager for the first time. The genius thing is that by the time I'm finished this nu-trek slop will be an unpleasant, forgotten memory and my enjoyment of Star Trek remains untainted

File: kurtz.png (241.1 KB)

241.1 KB PNG

>>217670699
He doesn't even rip off well. He is unable even to do that. Read this interview. How smarmy he sounds. He's talking about when he directed The Mummy (2017). He refers to the Exorcist, Eyes Wide Shut and Hitchcock. They were the 'mood' and the 'tone' and the 'texture' he tried to emulate. Like, how wanky is it to list those greats and say that's what you were aiming for. But, also. How retarded is it that that's what you were aiming for. And you made The Mummy. Which is very bad. He should be embarrassed.

File: organichistory205.png (162 KB)

162 KB PNG

>>217668922
>leddit
Oh of course, it's not the shit writing, it's because everyone who hates it has to be old and cranky about the teens doing modern teen shit!

Same argument every single fucking time. Something new comes out and it's shit but the defenders go: "it's not for you!!!!!"

>>217671395
Imagine a bunch of foreigners just bust through your front door and start converting your house into a mosque or some shit and when you say, "c'mon, this isn't even my home anymore", they just say
>well maybe it's just not for you, old man!

File: assignmentearthhd1363.jpg (249.9 KB)

249.9 KB JPG

>>217671395
It's against reddiquette to downvote just because you disagree.

They are correct that 'being horny is space' is the right direction for the franchise though. Back to its roots. But, aiming to make a show shallow and simple is dumb. Try to make it good instead. And to say it has to be shallow and simple, because the target audience is 20-year-old kids. That's dumb. Late-teens/early-twenties, they can discern and appreciate quality. You don't have to talk down to them like they're retards.

>>217671457
thinking Star Trek is your personal home being"invaded" is creepy weird. Trek is a media franchise you had no part in creating and doesn't belong to you in any way.

File: picard-98678564.jpg (83.6 KB)

83.6 KB JPG

picard was the best representation of a navy officer. a stuck up glorified bureaucrat with a condescending attitude that indulges in blatant favoritism and much more keen on mingling on diplomatic missions rather than focus on space exploration of border defense. the perfect herald of a holier-than-thou nanny state like the federation and very akin to many real life navies today.
sure, there were times when picard tried to play ninja against the cardassians or wanted to larp as dora the explorer only to get clapped by the borg, but to be frank it feels too out of character for him, he's just too good at playing the part of the detatched top brass officer, more clerk than soldier.
what's ironic is that patrick stewart wanted to make him an action hero, lmao. imagine a bald midget that looked 20 years older than he was, pretending to be the space van damme. it would've been more cringe than shatner wrestling aliens while becoming increasingly fat and out of shape.

File: smug chinese man smirking at you smirkily.jpg (11.2 KB)

11.2 KB JPG

>>217671832
Star Trek has been around for 60 fucking years. What it is has been established for that long. Coming in, ignoring all of that to change it into what you want is a perfectly fine allegory for displacing a bunch of people from a place where they have comfortably resided for over half a century.

Go fuck yourself, slopbrain, and do not reply to me again.

>>217671898
You didn't create on single second of Star Trek
You explicitly hate most of Trek
You despise Trekkies and the core beliefs of Trek
You are the unwanted squatter.

Go to any convention and try and spew your hate and see what happens.

File: Gorn_1-3718808971.png (1.6 MB)

1.6 MB PNG

canon gorns are such a clusterfuck. i spent years forging my own headcanon and history about them in order to cope with the sheer mental abuse that 40 years of retconning cause me. suffice to say, i frankly prefer the star trek online version of them. they look lizardy, they look big and imposing and predatory, and they look sufficiently intelligent and technologically advanced to be a space faring civilization. they're not xenomorph knockoffs, they're not bestial mooks, and they're not obvious men in a rubber suit.
although you can make yourself rubbery looking in the game if you want, and i created another headcanon explanation for that.

>>217671898
Well said

>>217671989
You really gonna try to claim that Trekkies are fine with the new slop?

>>217671395
If you raise your kids on this slop then you don't love them and want only the worst for them.

>>217668722
Is that a new trekpu?

File: Stolen from reddit because I uninstalled years ago.jpg (337.8 KB)

337.8 KB JPG

>>217671990
>i frankly prefer the star trek online version of them
>they're not obvious men in a rubber suit.
What are you talking about, anon.

File: 1768697121410079m.jpg (62 KB)

62 KB JPG

Cool jacket

File: Z_EuIc-2517460360.gif (804.2 KB)

804.2 KB GIF

>>217673035
>although you can make yourself rubbery looking in the game if you want, and i created another headcanon explanation for that.

>>217672972
its the newest its a couple weeks old

File: Tulsa-062505-jobeth-60.jpg (96.9 KB)

96.9 KB JPG

>>217673461
Do you ever buy some clothes, and think they look cool in the shop. But when you go to wear them you get a 'lil embarrassed? Like, is it too trendy. Too dressy. Can you pull the outfit off? And you have to psych yourself up a bit. For the self-confidence. And hope nobody else thinks your outfit is weird and teases you when you go out. Do you think Picard did that in his quarters before the first shift when he debuted that jacket? How did he even get that jacket? Did Starfleet send out a subspace memo. Saying 'uniforn regulations update - all captains can now wear this cool jacket is they want. Click here to download the replicator pattern'. Or did Picard design it himself. Knowing that it nobody can stop him from wearing whatever he wants. It's his ship. He's not Ro getting chewed out by Riker for wearing an earring.

>>217673461
It was around this time of me watching TNG and starting to get into DS9 that I kinda just realized Starfleet has no fucking unified dress code and it just seems like people wear whatever is assigned to them

>>217666263
>But what gets me is that you still seem to know every detail of every new show. Now how would you know that if you've never watched them?
shills spamming it itg

>>217673937
Picard was so well respected he could walk onto the bridge in clown makeup and nobody would say anything.
And how come the security chief could wear a Klingon sash on the bridge, but an Ensign couldn’t wear the equvilant of a kippah or a hijab?

>>217667149
ikr looks like shit

>>217674132
Trek ran for a long time on the idea of no earthly religions, ain’t no way they were ever going to allow a hijab on the show
(lower decks eventually did it though lol, the couldn’t help themselves. But to the commiefornia paramount writers, hijab isn’t “islam,” its a proud minority symbol)

>>217667759
>It's fucking unreal how much better of a design this is.
Compared to?

Is replicated food haram?

>>217674197
Where do you even face during prayer

>>217666451
settle down
also it's episodic so why do you watch it in order anyway

>>217668990
What's this quote from?

File: 1690741490633943.jpg (260.2 KB)

260.2 KB JPG

>>217673937
Just be confident

File: tmp-theatrical-bluray-2009-0318.jpg (393.4 KB)

393.4 KB JPG

>>217674185
There is one here in the Motion Picture

>>217674205
bearing 344 mark 87

>>217670387
source: a guy that was an entirely different species that existed 1,000 years ago was allergic to one type of medicine, and no improvements or alternatives ever existed in the interim
moron

>>217674251
gonna need you to break out the red circles boss, can't see shit

File: 1769777569797763.jpg (25.6 KB)

25.6 KB JPG

>>217674251
Based Kirok going back for his in-laws.

File: tmp-theatrical-bluray-2009-0320.jpg (363.5 KB)

363.5 KB JPG

>>217674284
next to the guy wearing the red and white striped shirt

>>217671832
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>>217674316
I’m not playing where’s waldo bro it’s too early for this

>>217674316
ok I am either going blind or I'm being gaslighted, I can't see a hijab or a red and white striped shirt for that matter

>>217674316
Robocop top right corner

>>217663635
Star Trek online has the best gorn

>>217674357
>they doesn't know who waldo is
>they don't know when they're being trolled
looser

File: Gorn.jpg (1.5 MB)

1.5 MB JPG

>>217663635
>>217674383
Forgot pic.

>>217674251
Where? I see a couple of heya-hoyas but no ragheads.

>>217674392
yes I got the waldo thing, but I thought there was an actual hijab in there somewhere so fuck me I guess

>>217667149
>I AM GROOT BUT ALSO SHREK

grim

File: tmp-theatrical-bluray-2009-0312.jpg (398.2 KB)

398.2 KB JPG

>>217674426
still might be

>>217674459
Oh there she is.

>Darmok comes up on shuffle
Temba, his arms wide.

Geordi, when the holodeck doors turned out to be unlocked.

>>217663720
lol I didn't realize, I thought the other man was the grandfather.

Still all that aside I thought the guy did a good job portraying a conflicted Klingon with anxiety.

Somebody come save my comfort franchise, for the love of God

File: images (4).jpg (5.2 KB)

5.2 KB JPG

>by the way, I frequently use my genetically engineered mind to deep-study the medical records of my female patients before seducing them

>>217674551
yeah, it's just a shame he's wasted on such garbage

File: 1651371863705.jpg (156.6 KB)

156.6 KB JPG

>>217674459
Did they steal the outfits from Buck Rogers?

>>217674570
Based beyond belief, Bashir. Because beguiling beautiful broads begets bed-rocking

>>217674570
actually he's super fucking gay with garek and he only constantly picks up women for sport

>>217674716
letting women watch things was a mistake baka

File: IMG_1407.jpg (58.1 KB)

58.1 KB JPG

>>217674716
Bashir would be cancelled for sexual harassment since he was constantly hitting on Jadzia. Or he’d be sent to Starfleet sensitivity training led by picrel.

>>217674716
no you're just a faggot

Is there a TOS watch along guide? Does the acting in this show get better? I feel like this is closer to Adam West Batman than TNG where everything is camp and the characters are kinda one dimensional. I haven't watched a lot of it though, and I am really struggling to continue. Can I just watched Wrath of Kahn?

File: Bones gon fuck you up.jpg (73.6 KB)

73.6 KB JPG

>>217674802
Watch the whole thing like a good girl.

>>217674764
Maybe he'd make a deal with Garek to be his reverse beard so HR couldn't touch him.

>>217674819
Do I have to? It is too goofy to take seriously and too boring to comit to being goofy and you can tell Shatner has this aura of self-importance about him that contradicts with his silly acting style.

File: IMG_1441.jpg (36 KB)

36 KB JPG

>>217674802
You must watch Space Seed before Wrath of Khan to understand why Khan hated Kirk so much.

File: no.gif (539.1 KB)

539.1 KB GIF

>>217674802
>Can I just watched Wrath of Kahn?

ELIM GARAK.

G
A
R
A
K

Two As newfags.

File: turnaboutintruderhd1042.jpg (167.7 KB)

167.7 KB JPG

>>217674802
I watched TOS in maybe the worst way. I didn't know if I'd like it, so I found a list of all the 'sodes ranked. And started watching from highest ranked down. And it was great at first. Because they are the best ones. And then they started getting just good. Then mediocre. And I still haven't watched like a quarter of TOS. Because they started getting bad and I knew it was only going to keep getting worse. I should've just watched in order. Because if there's an occasional bad one, the next one will probably be better.

File: tos correct watch order.jpg (372.6 KB)

372.6 KB JPG

>>217674913
thats an incredibly stupid thing to do

File: fortheworldishollowandihavetouchedtheskyhd0269.jpg (227.8 KB)

227.8 KB JPG

>>217674927
Don't try to kick me when I'm down you little bitch. I already admitted I was wrong.

>>217674981
I'm not little, thats just mean, anyway you ever want to give it another shot thats the correct order, save the img and one day watch it the way it was meant to be watched

File: Screenshot_20260131-005948.Firefox.png (370.3 KB)

370.3 KB PNG

>>217674316

>>217674997
Is that production order? What's the justification for that order?

>>217674913
This general has a habit of recommending all time bangers as entry points. It just sets people up for disappointment when the series can’t maintain that quality. But nobody ever says “Start with Code of Honor and other pieces of garbage so the quality can only improve.”

>>217671832
You aren't talking to Kurtzman, anon

TOS is just as good as Enterprise. Maybe better because ENT has better acting.

TOS is an amazing show with a lot of great stuff going on for it, it was the first of its kind to explore concepts that is commonplace in prestige TV today, but in my opinion the show isnt timeless. TOS feels extremely dated in my opinion. It is a product of its time.

>>217671627
>aiming to make a show shallow and simple is dumb. Try to make it good instead.
They know their limitations, you have to give them that

>>217675019
network execs are retarded and always have been, obviously where no man has gone before is suppose to come first but they put man trap and then charlie x as 1 and 2 because they thought where no man has gone before was too esoteric, its retarded, yes that img is the production order and real intended watch order it was aired all out of place

>>217674927
The Cage should be first.

>>217675079
I meant to say maybe worse. ENT is better than TOS because ENT has better acting. I am still waking up blah.

Combs can act circles around most of the TOS cast.

TOS isn't bad, and laid the foundation for later series to improve upon. They looked at Spock, asked how can we do this in a different way, and made Data in TNG.

>>217675038
alright I'll bite
worst episodes of all time, go.

What you leave behind

>>217674913
>'sodes
Can we not?

>>217675104
I cut that out, as it should be watched any old time preferably after the menagerie so the menagerie doesn't feel like a clip show, I like watching it between season 1 and 2, its choice when these aired even in the 90s when I watched them as a kid that is the order it was in and the cage was a special aired every so often.

>>217675146
Any episode that tries to blow smoke up William Shatners ass or any episode that tries to gaslight me into thinking he is a good actor.

>>217675146
The Omega Glory

>>217675093
This was also the usual order when it was shown endlessly in syndication

>>217675146
The Alternative Factor. At least other bad episodes like Omega Glory and Assignment Earth are funny in how dumb they are, this one is just boring and paced like shit.

>>217675206
yea for some fucking reason streaming sites completely fucked it and went back to the original aired order which is all wrong

File: homicide-life-on-the-street.jpg (788.6 KB)

788.6 KB JPG

>>217675093
I am currently watching Homicide: Life on the Street. And the order they have it on streaming is not production order. They have it the same as the original network airing order. But, the network played it out of order. Which is actually very annoying because there are overarching narratives throughout. That are now all fucked up. Like there's this one cop who gets shot in the head and permanently disabled. Who then shows up a couple episodes later OK. Because it is out of order. And another where a detective is matter-of-factly talking about how his partner died. And it's like two episodes later when he actually dies. I have to go and check the proper each episode before watching now.

>>217675255
steaming completely fucked up a lot of this I think netflix even had the awful buffy hd remaster instead of the og one for instance, never trust streaming sites for 90s shows and before

File: nemesis fucking shits.jpg (243.3 KB)

243.3 KB JPG

>>217675148
You can take 'sodes from my cold, dead hands.

>>217675146
Spock's Brain
Skin of Evil

>>217675278
you do understand you sound like a retard though right?

File: chadway.jpg (60.8 KB)

60.8 KB JPG

>>217675293
no u

>>217675293
Holy shit you are such a fucking newfag it is unreal. Did you come here from /pol/ or some shit? Shut the fuck up and lurk the fuck more. /trek/ is RAMPANT with newfags holy shit.

zesty klaang 'sode was surprisingly good
i'm still going to look at other 'sodes with a sharply critical eye
but of all the 'sodes
this 'sode was the best 'sode so far
not just of StarFeet ACK 'sodes
but general talky courtroom 'sodes
i hope there are more good 'sodes like this 'sode
p.s. 'sode 'sode 'sode 'sode 'sode

>>217675320
you you shut the fuck up i've been here since before /trek/ existed you stupid child and sode is some retarded bullshit this anon says to essentially avatar fag since everyone else says ep like a non retard, you fucking tourist

>>217675344
Fuck off honest to God. Go back to /pol/.

File: starfleet-academy-premiere-37.jpg (254.4 KB)

254.4 KB JPG

>>217675320
He's probably watching Starfleet Academy and just became a new Trek fan

>>217675236
>Streaming sites cropped it wrong, colour graded it to look like shit, re-edited it into nonsense, and then put it in the wrong order
If only there had been some hint from the beginning that they'd ruin everything.

File: 1769359838894069.jpg (272.6 KB)

272.6 KB JPG

>>217675358
Why do all fat women dress like this now?

>>217675358
I will never watch ack you idiotic nufag see >>217675353 i've been here longer then anyone and "sode" is not even nufag shit its one retard who tries to sign his posts because he's a reddit faggot who can't stand being anonymous, shut the fuck up.

>>217675390
>people can't stand being anonymous, not like me though, I am a special boy who has been here since the beginning how do you not know who I am????
Get a tripcode so I can filter you.

File: Star-Trek-Starfleet-Academy-Premiere-Group-3.jpg (588 KB)

588 KB JPG

>>217675389
You can't call her fat anymore. Tilly clearly got ozempic'd. And she's the nicest dressed there.

>>217675369
the buffy one is truely the most heinous example that ever was, not only is it forced into wide screen showing crew and cameras boom mikes etc, it fucked the colors so scenes that are suppose to be at night are now in broad daylight and you have vampires just standing out in the sun having scenes its hilarious just how bad it is, don't get be started on the nf spartacus version the editing and cuts they made are just bizzare

File: dcgk9f32yv811.jpg (48.8 KB)

48.8 KB JPG

>>217675389
because regular clothes expose how fat they are

>>217675409
lmao
>sode
what a complete and utter faggot you are, you know exactly what you're doing you attention whore

File: 1668812707614078.jpg (456.3 KB)

456.3 KB JPG

>>217675390
Thou doth protest too much. It's OK. I'm always ready to help new fans. Want me to recommend you some goos non-Starfleet Academy Trek 'sodes that you haven't seen yet?

>>217675146
most if not all tng episodes with a romance subplot

File: GWTS.png (2.5 MB)

2.5 MB PNG

>>217675355
You must have mistaken me for someone who is anti-'sode
I am pro-'sode
I recited poetry using different meters with stress and pitch accents because I am so into pro-'sodey

>>217675460
>sode
>posts neelix
there you go again, I have no interest in conversing with you, you are just here to attention whore and you think you are baiting tee hee, no its just attention whoring, no more (you)s

File: Screenshot_20251227-062504.Firefox.png (598 KB)

598 KB PNG

>>217675428
>Cropped by Netflix

File: Ed_Miarecki_and_Tom_Hudson_with_their_completed_Galor_class_studio_model.jpg (135.6 KB)

135.6 KB JPG

>The inspiration for this model was the starting shape of the Egyptian ankh; in fact, according to Sternbach, the physical model has "a little temple and some fire pots and little tiny pyramids for the phasers."
Pharaoh Dukat did nothing wrong.
Praise Aten.

>>217675428
The Buffy one is a warcrime, and the Simpsons one is at least as bad

File: thecloud_071.jpg (85 KB)

85 KB JPG

>>217675502
>anti-'sode
>anti-Neelix
Is there anything you do like, other that Starfleet Academy?

>>217675544
>the simpsons one is just as bad
thanks for the warning, I'm never watching the remaster then

>>217675275
>steaming completely fucked up a lot of this I think netflix even had the awful buffy hd remaster instead of the og one for instance, never trust streaming sites for 90s shows and before
I may bite the bullet and buy the X-Files BD set. The Hulu/D+ version has bad color grading and is missing insert songs.

>>217675541
>Impulse engine aimed straight at the cabins
Even if we're forgiving and say that it's a back up for separating the bridge section, trying to use it will be pretty dramatic.

I love Cardassians.

>>217675591
I think that was suppose to be a detachable ship, but they never actually did it

File: The-Simpsons-cropped-Duff-joke-2382545531.jpg (116.6 KB)

116.6 KB JPG

>>217675569
'Retards' is accurate but too kind for these people

>>217675572
>and is missing insert songs.
god that reminds me never watch the real run of supernatural s1-5 on a streaming site none of the sound track is right

File: dumar-drunk.gif (478 KB)

478 KB GIF

>>217675631
goddamn, I'm getting another drink wtf

File: Screenshot_20260130_095349_Chrome.jpg (406.9 KB)

406.9 KB JPG

>non-weeaboos complaining about streaming quality and missing insert songs
Forgive them, Father, for they are young and do not know any better.

File: vic-1.jpg (67.2 KB)

67.2 KB JPG

You guys want to hear Fly Me to the Moon? That will be $1,000.

>>217675694
not a weebo but I am finally getting around to watching this, its honestly fantastic on ep 5, but took a while to find the right version with the grainy look the correct outro music etc. Worth it, but really apart from the outro track there doesn't seem to be much difference between the versions except the film grain.

File: 1761158178813847.jpg (57.7 KB)

57.7 KB JPG

>>217675694
>>217675720
The funny thing is Netflix shelled out for FMTTM for Squid Game, but not the world's most famous anime that isn't made for seven year olds.

>>217675748
genderbent boimler a cute

>>217675609
we know

>>217675748
get in the robot, nog

File: reminder-that-this-conversation-happened-between-both-of-v0-g331lg2yf2me1.jpg (57.1 KB)

57.1 KB JPG

>>217675738
>thinking anybody wants to hear a non-weeb's opinions on EVA
This raises a maybe interesting question. Why is /trek/ so closesd minded when it comes to non-Western sci-fi?

>>217675855
my mind is closed to anime in general.

>>217675855
I said what I said idk why you weebs are so hung up on which version I dl the og version I downloading a few other ones, the first one was the best it was very easy, eh don't see the problem, hilarious that someone would spend 1300$ on something I dl in 20 mins but you do you

>>217675694
The original run of Doctor Who had music by the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, and Fleetwood Mac (among others)

This caused quite a problem come DVD time.

The Beatles had actually signed a contract allowing the episode to use their music without royalties in perpetuity, but MJ's lawyers disagreed.

File: IMG_20260130_102710.jpg (67.2 KB)

67.2 KB JPG

I am asking about anime sci-fi because I need to mentally prepare for the flood of normies to the genre soon.

>>217675855
>Non-Western sci-fi
That's like being close-minded towards piano-playing dogs

File: 1735001966925510.gif (537.9 KB)

537.9 KB GIF

>>217676090
There's nothing like three hits of the relaxation lamp and an episode of TNG to end the day.

>>217664337
>chac mool

>>217664337
The writer/director dropped the ball on having the captain of a starship/pilot needing glasses. And maybe the actor should have mentioned something about it to one of them.

File: 398543.jpg (198.7 KB)

198.7 KB JPG

>>217676254
>implying the actors care about that

File: Screenshot_20260131-023607.Firefox.png (257 KB)

257 KB PNG

>>217675694
The interesting one is Cyber City Oedo 808 - the UK dub completely redid the music, and everyone agrees that the replacement version is so much better that that dub is the super-sort-after version

Original theme at 0:00
UK version at 2:00
https://youtu.be/_l7e5Gm2lyU

File: 123554780823562854.jpg (64.5 KB)

64.5 KB JPG

>>217676291
"That's not how someone would act when being stabbed, Mr. Jackson."

File: 1721756009337.webm (3.6 MB)

3.6 MB WEBM

>>217675738
Enjoy the animation while the budget lasts, GAINAX sure did.

Don't watch the rebuilds without alcohol on hand.

File: images (5).jpg (31.8 KB)

31.8 KB JPG

>>217676291
This is /m/ tier conversation and it is making me so horny. Go on, say RX-78-2.

>>217676291
I don't know who "everyone" is but the only thing I've ever heard about oedo's dub is how comically bad it is, and can confirm after trying it myself.

>>217676350
>The father pushing his kid between him and the monster

>>217676393
Did everyone sound weirdly American in the terrible dub you watched?

...Would you care to guess why that is?

>>217664613
Because the current owners of the IP have no interest in the setting or concept and seem to have active contempt for it. Which I suppose I understand now since they’ve spent the last decade completely failing at doing it and bearing the brunt of every pissed off nerd about it for that time

>>217676394
thats a chair blindbro

File: quote-we-were-such-fans-of-sleepy-hollow-in-all-of-its-iterations-growing-up-with-the-disney-alex-kurtzman-140-79-47.jpg (85.9 KB)

85.9 KB JPG

>>217676515
Alex Kurtzman is literally on record as being a big Trek fan. But go off.

>>217676592
Unfortunately he’s not on record as having written any sincere or enjoyable star trek

>>217676592
I'm sure he was a big "Transformers" fan too and look what him and Michael Bay turned that shit into.

File: transformer-beast-wars-dinobot-1.jpg (32.4 KB)

32.4 KB JPG

>>217676616
Dude probably thinks Dinobot and Grimlock are the same character.

>>217676350
no spoilers, so far its fucking amazing, I'm only going to watch the og and end of evangelion for now, I can see why its highly regarded again only on ep 5 well just started 6

File: quote-when-you-re-a-kid-and-you-re-a-superhero-lover-the-holy-trinity-is-batman-superman-and-alex-kurtzman-142-23-71.jpg (76.7 KB)

76.7 KB JPG

>>217676616
He is a fan of a lot of franchises. And luckily he has had the opportunity to play with some of them.

>>217676592
>The soulless person who was hired for [THING] pretends to like and understand [THING]
Gosh jeepers.

>>217676588
Don't sit on your children, anon

File: its a fake ds9.gif (1.1 MB)

1.1 MB GIF

>>217676592
>kurtzman is a big star trek fan

>>217667254
You’re talking about a corporation that had a movie all ready to go for its 50th anniversary and not only decided to not release closer to the date, but never at any point seemed to think about using that fact to advertise said movie

This September 8th, Star Trek will celebrate its 60th anniversary year! To commemorate this milestone, fans are asking Paramount to shelve the entire fucking shitshow franchise and throw it on ice and to never make anything that could further tarnish the name ever again

>>217676886
You mean the minority of bigoted ungrateful "fans" who just bitch on the internet all day

>>217664982
Him and Kurtzman have a lot in common. They agree with each other far more than they disagree. Because they have so much in common. And BIPOC and LGBTQI+ representation won't hurt their goals. That's harmless to them. Ellison would step in if NuTrek tried to do serious class or imperialism representation. But, he wouldn't ever have to. Because Kurtzman would never do that first.

File: IMG_1427.jpg (627.3 KB)

627.3 KB JPG

>>217676886
Don't believe the spin that ACK is performing above other Star Trek shows. The show can barely crack the Parry top ten when a new episode drops. The only people watching are YouTubers so they can make fun of it. Real Trekkies are rejecting this era soundly.

>>217676913
>minority
lol

>>217676913
How do I upvote this comment?

File: sok.jpg (39.5 KB)

39.5 KB JPG

>>217676939
>Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

File: S5KE7HPIFJM3HEVVQCFZ7AJW6Y.jpg (1.4 MB)

1.4 MB JPG

>>217676886
William Shatner is still alive. And active. He is THE face of Trek. Surely NuTrek have to do something with him. A respectful cameo. They have to honour him this anniversary. He won't be here for the next significant one.

File: pmrm4kffzka31.jpg (41.2 KB)

41.2 KB JPG

>>217676650
Huge spoiler. He jerks off to a comatose girl, but it is okay because it is a metaphor for the collapse of the Japanese economy in the late 80s or some shit.

File: 1764823482160652.jpg (745.7 KB)

745.7 KB JPG

>>217677070
Paramount will probably release a YouTube video with AI generated characters riffing off each other. Disney has been doing this with Star Wars for years.

>>217677070
William Shatner might be one of the worst parts of Star Trek lol.

>>217677118
I’m just glad archer made the cut here

>>217677118
Janeway the only one without coffee. Sisko with a normal mug. Not a fat-bottomed conical purple one.

AI is still a long way off.

is anyone baking?